Did you hear about the sheep on Yoda’s planet?
Dey go baaaaa!
Can a ninja attack you from long range?
Shuriken
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.....
You can hide but you can't run.
Aye, do you know why the Norwegian Navy puts barcodes on the side of their ships?
So dey can Scandinavian.
All credit goes to an old man clerk at my local liquor store.
