Jus Puns

and says, "I don't want no trouble, I'm jus' lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."

Au jus wish.

Au JUS

He said, "Au jus shouldn't have!"

The waiter says, "Our special this evening is filet mignon served with au jus." Hitler says, "I'll try the steak, but I'd prefer to eat alone."

"Dad, my girlfriend's pregnant."

"I'm not mad just disappointed."

"Hi disappointed, I'm dad."

"Did you jus..."

"Yes."

"You're ready."

"I'm not ready, I just told you that I'm dad."

Waitress: What would you like?

Me: I will have the French Dip. And can I get lots of that meat juice on the side? What is it called again?

Waitress: A jus.

Me: Gesundheit!

I tipped her well...

So I asked, "Was it Au Jus?"

While my wife and I were shopping at the supermarket, she said, "I need to find the Au Jus". Seeing my opportunity, I said "What?", and she said, "Au Jus". To which I said, "Gusundheit."

Me: ya that sandwich looks good and it comes with au jus.

Dad: Bless you.

He then casually looked back down at his menu and giggled at his joke

Mom: "I think they have beef a jus over there."

Dad: "Gesundheit!"

"Dad, my girlfriend's pregnant."

"I'm not mad, just disappointed."

"Hi disappointed, I'm dad."

"Did you jus..."

"Yes."

"You're ready."

"I'm not ready, I just told you that I'm dad."