I got fired from my job at the juice factory
I just couldn’t concentrate
At breakfast this morning, I asked my wife if the orange juice had pulp, and she assured me it did. However, when I drank it, there was no pulp to he found.
When I asked her why she lied, she answered "you always say how much you love pulp fiction!"
Why didn't the lemon juice like the soap?
It’s illegal to sell stocks from inside a bath of sparkling apple juice
Because that would be in cider trading
So I used to work at an orange juice factory...
But I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
- I once got fired from a canned juice company.
- I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.
I got a bottle of organic apple juice that said “concentrate from Turkey”
Wouldn’t that make it... turkey juice?
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
I had this massive piece of steak on the barbecue last night. As it was cooking, the smell of the juices made my mouth salivate.
I had a thought. I wondered if vegetarians had the same effect, while mowing their lawn.
My job application was rejected by a juice company...
I shouldn’t have mentioned my solid experience.
What do you call some who steals a glass of juice on a cruise?
I knew what apple juice tasted like before I even tried it.
I had in-cider information.
When I open the fridge after a long day at work only to find water, milk and juice, I start to feel like David Gilmour.
"How I wish... How I wish you were beer."
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Every December, I really like making an emulsion of egg yolks, melted butter and lemon juice.
So its guaranteed to be a Happy Hollandaise
You had to use rennet to curdle the milk for making Ricotta, not lemon juice!
This is not the right whey.
Wife dropped a jar of pickles upon opening the fridge; glass and pickle juice went all over the kitchen floor.
My 10 year old son: Don't worry, it's not a big dill.
My wife while looking at me: -.-
I can't think about buying any stupid pure freshly squeezed juice right now.
I can't use my laptop anymore because someone spilled apple juice on it.
I once saw a guy staring at a can of orange juice, and when I asked him why he was doing that,
he said, "because it says 'concentrate' on the can."
My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins
It’s the weight and c approach I guess
What do you call juice with no ice in it?
New album by Juice Springsteen
What if someone made raisins with juice in them
I replaced the milk in the milk carton with lemon juice
They were really sour about it
“Dad, how do we make orange juice from the concentrate?” -5yo
“We use 3 cans of water to distract it.”
“What?”
“Ya it should lose focus soon enough.”
the eye rolls from my partner were fantastic.
This happened tonight. We were talking about “concentrate” because they read me silly jokes from their school milk cartons like “why does X stare at the can of OJ? Because it says ‘concentrate’.” So we were talking about what the word meant.
TIFU by telling a joke while overfilling a pitcher with that hawaiian juice drink...
how do you convince meat juice out of a bovine?
I was asked why I love to clean lemon juice from windows, to which I replied
“It’s easy peasy lemon squeegee”
Why is it harder for Orange Juice to slide across a floor than apple juice?
My clippers ran out of juice half way through shaving so I started to beat the heck out of em...
What do you call a mislabeled orange juice container?
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
What did the lemon juice say to the baking soda?
I inhaled my juice when I read this, now I'm coffin'
I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...
Concentrated orange juice
What do you call it when 13 preschoolers have just had their juice?
Why did the orange become juice?
He couldn't handle the pressure.
Windows made from apple juice
I got canned from a Orange juice factory...
Just couldn't concentrate.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press conference
I used to work at the orange juice factory..
I got fired because I couldn't concentrate...
I got fired from the frozen orange juice factory today.
I just couldn’t concentrate.
I got fired from the orange juice factory because
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