Sorry it’s not OC, but I jus had to put it here. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbyron03
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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A three-legged dog walks into an old west saloon

and says, "I don't want no trouble, I'm jus' lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJoker1988
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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How does Wesley serve you a steak dip sandwich?

Au jus wish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What did the beefdip say when it sneezed)

Au JUS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BetterOutThenIn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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I bought my friend a French dip sandwich.

He said, "Au jus shouldn't have!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slmckay73
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Hitler goes to a French restaurant

The waiter says, "Our special this evening is filet mignon served with au jus." Hitler says, "I'll try the steak, but I'd prefer to eat alone."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackGrizzly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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Dad, my girlfriend's pregnant

"Dad, my girlfriend's pregnant."

"I'm not mad just disappointed."

"Hi disappointed, I'm dad."

"Did you jus..."

"Yes."

"You're ready."

"I'm not ready, I just told you that I'm dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nmhmap
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2015
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Dad ordered a sandwich...

Waitress: What would you like?

Me: I will have the French Dip. And can I get lots of that meat juice on the side? What is it called again?

Waitress: A jus.

Me: Gesundheit!

I tipped her well...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JakeDC
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2016
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My wife was talking about a Jewish man who came to America but changed his last name to something French

So I asked, "Was it Au Jus?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PKMKII
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2016
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True Story...

While my wife and I were shopping at the supermarket, she said, "I need to find the Au Jus". Seeing my opportunity, I said "What?", and she said, "Au Jus". To which I said, "Gusundheit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/msloane794
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2016
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Ordering food at a restaurant

Me: ya that sandwich looks good and it comes with au jus.

Dad: Bless you.

He then casually looked back down at his menu and giggled at his joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleDrank69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2014
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Dad dropped this one at dinner last night

Mom: "I think they have beef a jus over there."

Dad: "Gesundheit!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tkenn13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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"Dad, my Girlfirend's Pregnant."

"Dad, my girlfriend's pregnant."

"I'm not mad, just disappointed."

"Hi disappointed, I'm dad."

"Did you jus..."

"Yes."

"You're ready."

"I'm not ready, I just told you that I'm dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StonedFrogg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2015
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