How does Wesley serve you a steak dip sandwich?

Au jus wish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What did the beefdip say when it sneezed)

Au JUS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BetterOutThenIn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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I bought my friend a French dip sandwich.

He said, "Au jus shouldn't have!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slmckay73
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Hitler goes to a French restaurant

The waiter says, "Our special this evening is filet mignon served with au jus." Hitler says, "I'll try the steak, but I'd prefer to eat alone."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackGrizzly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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My wife was talking about a Jewish man who came to America but changed his last name to something French

So I asked, "Was it Au Jus?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PKMKII
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2016
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True Story...

While my wife and I were shopping at the supermarket, she said, "I need to find the Au Jus". Seeing my opportunity, I said "What?", and she said, "Au Jus". To which I said, "Gusundheit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/msloane794
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2016
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Ordering food at a restaurant

Me: ya that sandwich looks good and it comes with au jus.

Dad: Bless you.

He then casually looked back down at his menu and giggled at his joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleDrank69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2014
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