Justice Puns

A list of puns related to "Justice"

I guess the justice was served that day..
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👤︎ u/freakynit
📅︎ May 22 2021
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Joe Biden is reportedly looking to nominate geologists to be supreme associate justices

The news supports recent claims that he's trying to stack the quartz

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👤︎ u/Strawbalicious
📅︎ May 27 2021
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Justice is a dish best served cold...

If it were served warm it would be justwater.

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👤︎ u/Tinnber
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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Why didn't the Justice League accept the Adobe Sponsorship?

Because it would have required them to kill Flash.

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👤︎ u/NoDragonsPlz
📅︎ Apr 22 2021
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Justice is served 💥
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👤︎ u/the-war-snipper
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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I finally saw the new Justice League movie but when the heroes ended up in a funky little shack down the Atlanta highway, I was confused at first.

It was the Fred Schneider cut. Oops!

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👤︎ u/logansworth
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
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When a clogged drain killed his family, a clog far past the u-bend & far beyond justice, he knew had to take matters into his own filthy hands. He had to become...
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👤︎ u/Zagmut
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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Why is the Justice League better than the Avengers?

It's Marvel-less

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👤︎ u/ggd_x
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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Criminal justice has progressed

When a thief is caught today, it’s not like the olden days. Now, you get a mugshot and housed in a jail cell. Then, they were just drawn and quartered.

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why did Democratic senators boycott the nomination of the new Supreme Court justice?

They just couldn’t Barrett.

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👤︎ u/BornOfAVegan
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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JUSTICE
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👤︎ u/silentkiller4233
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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Justice severed OR Someone took his justice in their own hands CAN'T DECIDE...
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👤︎ u/uninuninsignificant
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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Justice is served.
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👤︎ u/wubbalubbadubdub_2
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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A status report from the department of justice
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👤︎ u/Mehssie
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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Why are so many people worried about Justice Ginsburg dying?

Because the Supreme Court will then be Ruthless.

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👤︎ u/NnyBees
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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Brave men trying to erect justice and uphold the law
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👤︎ u/Dzizy1
📅︎ Mar 15 2018
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Justice has been served
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👤︎ u/ccp7215
📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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The Supreme Court held a session today to decide whether Justice Ginsburg should step down

The debate was Ruthless.

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👤︎ u/stretch85
📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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Why did Mr. Freeze want to join the Justice League?

He thought it was the Just-Ice League!

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👤︎ u/El_Pollo_Diablo77
📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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I once heard a man insult the loveable Terry Crews. I waanted to beat the shit out of him, but I knew karmic justice would judge him fairly.

He died from dysentery.

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👤︎ u/fermatajack
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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It's time for some justice.
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👤︎ u/Phoenix_Gaming1
📅︎ Oct 13 2018
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm it would be justwater.

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👤︎ u/VVIIVVI
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold ....

If it were served warm, it would be just water .

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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Justice is a dish best served cold

Because if it were served warm it would be justwater

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👤︎ u/onion-volcano
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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Justice is best served cold,

because when you serve it warm, it's justwater

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👤︎ u/jpereira73
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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If justice was served hot, it would be justwater.
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👤︎ u/Kuma_Paws_376
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm jt would be justwater.
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👤︎ u/domadomdom
📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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You need to serve justice cold

because if you serve it warm it would be justwater

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👤︎ u/dog_food1
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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If justice is a dish best served cold, then what is it served hot?

Juststeam

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👤︎ u/tehmayormccheese
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold.

Otherwise it would be justwater.

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👤︎ u/robindc_93
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater
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👤︎ u/Spider_Dimwit
📅︎ Jun 18 2018
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Justice is a dish best served cold

Or else it would be justwater

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👤︎ u/Sergio_the_pro
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold.

Because if it was served warm it would be Justwater

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👤︎ u/C3Life
📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold

if it were served warm it would be justwater.

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👤︎ u/Anon_777
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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Justice is best served cold

If it were served worm it would be justwater

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👤︎ u/TCPizza
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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Justice Is A Dish Best Served Cold.

Otherwise It Would Be Justwater

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👤︎ u/DadJokee
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm, it would be justwater

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👤︎ u/Prototype273
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm it would be justwater

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👤︎ u/karim4501
📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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Why is justice best served cold?

If it was served warm, it’d be justwater

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👤︎ u/ssohan2
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold...

If it were served warm, it'll be justwater.

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👤︎ u/EliasVeturias
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold ......

Because if it was served warm it would be justwater

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👤︎ u/sardonicuis
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm it would be JustWater

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👤︎ u/GamingGod07770
📅︎ May 12 2019
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Why is justice a dishonest served cold

Because if it were hot it would be justwater

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👤︎ u/coffeemist90881
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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Justice is best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
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👤︎ u/Dr_Prof_Good
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

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👤︎ u/CountryHeart11
📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold.

If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

^^^repostingwithpunchlineseparate

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👤︎ u/amugnai
📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold,

if it were served warm it would be justwater.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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Why is justice served cold is justice served better?

It's because if justice served warm would be Just-water

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👤︎ u/PanPitza
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold.

If it was served warm it would be justwater.

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👤︎ u/sohamnshah
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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