Justice is a dish best served cold

if it were served warm it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anon_777
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Carrying my son's statue of Lady Justice made me very uncomfortable.

Birds kept landing on its set of scales, so it really started to weigh on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/versorverbi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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Justice is a dish best served cold.

Otherwise it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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JUSTICE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/silentkiller4233
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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Justice is best served cold

If it were served worm it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TCPizza
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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Justice is a dish best served cold...

If it were served warm, it'll be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EliasVeturias
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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Why is justice a dishonest served cold

Because if it were hot it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffeemist90881
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm jt would be justwater.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/domadomdom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Why are so many people worried about Justice Ginsburg dying?

Because the Supreme Court will then be Ruthless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NnyBees
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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A status report from the department of justice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mehssie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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The Supreme Court held a session today to decide whether Justice Ginsburg should step down

The debate was Ruthless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stretch85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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Why did Mr. Freeze want to join the Justice League?

He thought it was the Just-Ice League!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El_Pollo_Diablo77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Why is justice best served cold?

If it was served warm, it’d be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssohan2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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I once heard a man insult the loveable Terry Crews. I waanted to beat the shit out of him, but I knew karmic justice would judge him fairly.

He died from dysentery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fermatajack
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Why is justice served cold is justice served better?

It's because if justice served warm would be Just-water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanPitza
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Why is Justice a cold word?

Because if it was warm, it would be just water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dunadan37x
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Justice has been served
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ccp7215
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold.

If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

^^^repostingwithpunchlineseparate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amugnai
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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What do you call a social justice warrior fish?

A triggered fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piccolorick
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Brave men trying to erect justice and uphold the law
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dzizy1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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I was selected by a prominent judge to dress funny and make strange faces in public. I am not mad, I am justice appointed.
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Lady Justice was flirting with me..

Guess that’s why it’s called a Court room

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GEEZusChristman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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It's time for some justice.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phoenix_Gaming1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it was warm it would be called JustWater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ISwallowedABee
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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This made justice to this post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlexanderBOIII
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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I’m so worried about what will happen if Justice Ginsberg dies.

The new Supreme Court will be ruthless!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarynxm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Justice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TehFu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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Justice is blind dating [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/icwcydj
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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Why is justice slippery?

Because it's just ice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cakeportal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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I caught a bunch of social justice warriors in my yard digging up large wooden stakes

They said the posts had to be removed before they caused a fence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoorKidstoys
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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Justice is a dish best served cold because... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatphotoguy89
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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Justice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jalen2612
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2017
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What will happen to the Supreme Court once Justice Bader Ginsburg dies?

It will become Ruthless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FadeWalker
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2016
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Saw this store in the mall today called Justice, but it seems like false advertising.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuyFromThePost
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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Who's the Israeli minister of Justice?

JΓΌde Law.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MorrorwindBestTES
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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What do you call something that disappears quickly, without justice?

Net neutrality.

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Justice is Served!

I secretly want to buy one of these and fill it up with ice for halloween. So when the kids come up and ask "what's this?" I can say "It's Batman handing out Just-Ice"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HorrorReject
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2017
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What do you call a court justice who is skilled in martial arts?

Judge Judo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Putin__Nanny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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We need criminal justice reform.

For the record, I am anti-bation.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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If a member of the Supreme Court started authoring rulings in iambic pentameter, he would be a poetic justice.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cassius3000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2015
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Justice is a dish best served cold ......

Because if it was served warm it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sardonicuis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm, it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prototype273
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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Justice Is A Dish Best Served Cold.

Otherwise It Would Be Justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJokee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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Justice is a dish best served cold.

Because if it was served warm it would be Justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C3Life
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karim4501
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spider_Dimwit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm it would be JustWater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Justice is best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Prof_Good
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold,

if it were served warm it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountryHeart11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it was served warm, it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harry18k
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liglogs492
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold.

If it was served warm it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sohamnshah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

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