Pepe-roni
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📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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Why did Pepe’ Le Pew prefer small Spanish Swords?

Because they are a little rapier...

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👤︎ u/chown-root
📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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Plural of Pepe is Pepperoni...

As a matter of fact, i just joined this sub today! And a few minutes ago, my dad came with a dad joke... timing couldn't be better!

Background: Tomorrow i'm going to Italy on and exchange trip. The guy i'm going to live with is named Pepe. I explained to my dad that there is also this other Italian guy named Pepe, who one of my friends is going to stay with. And here comes the gold, my dad simply replied: "If they are together can you then call them Pepperoni?" And it get's even better! "Or maybe even better, you could call them Pepsi!"

I have to admit that the Pepsi one made me smile...

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👤︎ u/pellep
📅︎ Apr 17 2015
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belt that sucks
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📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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