A relatable inanimate object pun that I drawded.
What do you call someone who is incredibly good at estimating the weight of objects?
Someone asked how much I know about carving objects out of wood.
I just heard on the news that a spinning pointy object was discovered downtown...
Apparently that's their top story
I proudly exclaimed to my family, "As a wizard, I enjoy turning objects into glass!"
"I just wanted to make that clear!"
I used to get small shocks every time I touched metal objects, but I don't anymore.
I sent a circle to college, and it quickly became the smartest object on the planet.
Seriously, it had 360 degrees!
What did the cow say to the celestial object?
I have started freezing different objects at -273.15°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.
I call it the 0k boomer experiment.
My friend and I started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
My wife got mad at me for have sexual affairs with inanimate objects
I told her it was one night stand...
My wife is such a sex object.
Every time I want sex, she objects.
We preserve objects very well these days.
Soon, artefacts may just become a thing of the past.
A report just came out exposing how the government's mishandling of an explosive object could've caused the deaths of hundreds of civilians
Who would run a country where there are only objects used for geometrical drawing?
What is the most sexual object in the world?
A door, because it wont stop banging the frame.
This one weird object will literally shock you!
The Muppets teamed up with NASA to name a newly discovered celestial object.
Upon its first sighting, the Jim Henson Company issued a press release, "Comet Defrog here."
My wife said I can't treat people like objects.
I'm not so sure I can live with that.
If you die from smoking weed does that mean that you were killed by a blunt object?
It’s funny they call them “unidentified flying objects”
I could identify them right away. those are ufos.
How do flat round throwing objects sort their opinional differences?
I just found out that a circle is the most pointless object
I think I lost my sense of object permanence
Why are three-dimensional objects so good at cutting down trees?
Them: Don’t treat women like objects
Me: Women women = new Women();
My wife was just swapping out objects on the mantle, and my son asked why she was putting bamboo up there.
I told him she was decorating for Halloween, and they both just gave me a flat look. Then with a grin on my face I simply said bamBOO!!
Much to my wife’s dismay my 6 year old has been repeating it for the last 20 minutes.
I made an object that simulates how something travels downhill
Why is it painful when you're hit with a vibrating object?
“Dear Diary, I think I have trouble distinguishing between inanimate objects and human beings.”
My therapist: Yes, I see that. Stop calling me Diary.
What fee is connected to every wedding and no-one objects?
A 1-D object and a 2-D object walk into a bar
The 1-D object turns to the 2-D object
What do scientists use to study high speed objects running into each other from a safe distance?
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Bells are really obedient objects.
They only sound off when they are tolled.
I've always gotten small shocks when touching metal objects, but that stopped recently.
Needless to say, I'm ex-static.
What do you call someone who is incredibly good at estimating the weight of objects?
I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
My friend and I started a business where we weigh microscopic objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
My friend and I just started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
I've just started a business where I weigh tiny objects.
It's a small scale operation
I call my wife the sex object.
Anytime i want sex, she objects.
I just started my own business where we weigh tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
My friends and I started a business where we weigh really tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
My friend and I started a business where we weigh tiny objects.
It’s a small scale operation.
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