A list of puns related to "Yawner"
My mother is unable to yawn like a normal person. When she yawns she has to make a huge show out of it, completely exaggerating it by moaning and groaning really loudly. She sounds like a dying whale when she yawns. It makes my blood boil. In addition to that, our apartment walls are super thin. I'm sure that the neighbors hear it as well. I have told her multiple times to tone it down, but she just says that "it feels way too satisfying."
This morning I was chatting with one of our neighbors and he mentioned "noisy yawning" that occurrs every evening. I informed him that this was my mom. He must've told other neighbors because I was just bombarded with a bunch of angry texts from my mom saying that I have completely embarrassed her, that a neighbor's children were making whale noises at her when she got home, that she can't believe her own daughter would do such a malicious thing. Am I the asshole for exposing her?
Anyone that can point me in the right direction to that Norm bit will be held in the highest regards.
Seriously, do you have to fucking yawn your lungs out you obnoxious, loud fuck?
I donβt want to hear you, I donβt want to small your stinky breath. Iβd like to have a megaphone attached to your ears every time you yawn so you know how loud you sound.
Christ, have some fucking manners, youβre not the only person in the room.
I was watching a YouTube cartoon where this guy was complaining that his girlfriend yawns a lot and he calls her a loud yawner, to which the other guy says βWhat is this- Seinfeld? What do you mean sheβs a loud yawner?β
Idk what this has to do with Seinfeld. I tried looking up βloud yawner Seinfeldβ but nothing really came up for that lol.
If itβs some kind of pun, then it might be useful for you to know that these characters were British, so it sounded like βyonnahβ. (Might not have anything to do with it but just in case. This cartoon makes a lot of pun jokes.)
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