Crapshoot Puns

My mom's boyfriend asked her for an Advil. She comes back, hands him the pill, and he takes it.

She says, "I don't have my glasses on so I either gave you an Advil or a stool softener. We'll just have to wait and find out."

We look at her laughing and she tops it off with, "I guess it's a crapshoot!"

I was talking with my wife about making lunch for our daughter. My daughter has had a few issues with constipation so we have been trying to get her to eat prunes. I put some in her lunch and told my wife. She said "Oh she never eats them when they are in her lunch. You have to put them in front of her."

I said "Well, usually, but she eats them sometimes. But I agree, it's a crapshoot."