When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
Did you hear about the news program dedicated to berries?
It was a currant affairs program.
What would a dissapointed berry say?
Im berry dissapointed
Where did my berries go?
The strobbery took them.
If I’m out in space, and I crush up fruits, vegetables, berries etc to be thrown into the galaxy, would that be considered a space jam? reddit.com/r/teenagers/co…
What's the most exciting news for berries?
Currant events.
This could be berry shocking imgur.com/gallery/3cU1Fxw
These three bands are unreal! Spinal Tap, Marvin Berry & The Starlighters, and The Partridge Family.
What’s a Criminal’s favorite berry?
Rob”berry”.
Making puns about berries isn't all that difficult
You just have to know how to pick them
What kind of berry can you draw with?
A crayon-berry.
Taking a car load of kids to amusement park today. One kid screams "Please tell me that's Knott's Berry Farm." ...
I reply, "It's Knott."
Kids in unison "Awww."
How do berries appear?
They come out of the blue.
Ba dum tiss.
Berry funny
My friend: I’ve just eaten 500g of strawberries. I don't feel so good. Me: would you say you're feeling... seedy?
