Ferment Puns

For Christ's saké !

It's a bit sour, though.

Mooshine.

Miso-Genie.

After every dad joke I like to follow up with:

This joke is like fermented milk.

Past your eyes!

(Hand swiping up from chin to forehead)

BEERIOS!

Since you might be arrested for in-cider trading

Especially Pu'ehr-to Rico

My husband has been making a lot of pizza lately. He ferments the dough and I have been naming each batch with a pun. The current batch is Yeast Lightning. I texted my dad and asked him to help me think of some new names. He texted back "Just rise to the occasion."

They're fairly certain the culprit is an incider.

I said she could go as long as she doesn't get pickled.

This was several years ago but while driving in the car with the family and we pass a Budweiser factory.

Dad: How do they make Budweiser?

Mom: They do something with fermenting the hops and yeast...

Dad: They send him to school.

Dad: Do we get the student discount? Harkins-Girl: Well, it's a matinee so it's the same price Dad: 'Cause we're from the school of hard knocks

To give you a better picture of my dad, he's 54 and owns his own accounting practice/ is his sole employee. To others he comes across as shy, but I know better. The alone time with the numbers helps his "Dadness" ferment until it bubbles (like this experience) or otherwise explodes.

I instantly face palmed. My dad was still laughing at himself 20 minutes after we got out of the movie.