He liked to drink risky on the woks
Take away its tiny brooms 🧹
"Don’t wok away from me!"
For sizzle
Home on the range
I can confirm that there were no parts of a tree in the pan
One sausage says to the other: "it's getting pretty hot in here"
The other: "WTF, a talking sausage!?"
It has Greece at the bottom
Me: Doesn't look like you have mushroom left in there.
... an unidentified frying object
My stay-at-home wife came in earlier and asked what I wanted for dinner. "I don't know... You pick, you're cooking it after all."
A few minutes later she comes in with a frying pan. "Here ya go!"
It was a piece of paper. With the words "I don't know" written on both sides.
... Smartass, lol.
Out of the frying pan and into the friar.
I thought to myself "I really should buy her a fry pan "
We'll see how this pans out but I think she's fried
I'm getting out of the frying pan, into the friar!
Don't you mean frying pan? No, it was made in China
Person two: "I guess you could say the anti-stick went out of the frying pan, into the water."
Dad: "I'll have the steak diane"
Waitress: "How do you want that cooked?"
Dad: "like this" pretends to be shaking a frying pan whilst making sizzling noises
Waitress: Genuinely laughs
"If you put a frying pan over your head while it's raining, it becomes a drying pan!"
We were making tuna steaks for dinner, and she was looking for a particular pan in my cabinet.
Gf: "where's that deep frying pan.. aha!" (She found it mid sentence)
Me: "I believe it's pronounced ahi"
I could feel the stare she gave me without looking at her.
An egg and some bacon were frying in a pan. The egg turns to the bacon and says "Phew, it's hot in here isn't it?" To which the bacon replies...
"Fuck me! A talking egg!"
I work at Goodwill, and while I was working register a customer came up to pay.
He placed a frying pan on the counter, and casually said, "Hey man. What's cooking?"
His significant other just rolled her eyes and walked off. We laughed like maniacs.
I'm male and when people ask me about my family I tell them I have four brothers. "No sisters?" "Nope. I'm the only girl."
When I fry an egg for breakfast as I'm cracking the egg into the pan I say "Whoa! This pan is hot enough to fry an egg!" Although this one gets a laugh every time it doesn't really count because I'm usually the only person in the room.
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
You take away its little brooms!!!
You take away its tiny little broom!
Take away their brooms.
An Unidentified Frying Object.
