Tartare Puns

A list of puns related to "Tartare"

It's not very often I eat carpaccio or tartare.

In fact, I'd say it's extremely rare

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👤︎ u/Pamburger
📅︎ May 30 2020
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Do you know why only one in ten people has ever tried steak tartare?

Because it is really rare.

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👤︎ u/loudbeardednorwegian
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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Surveys say 9 out of 10 people have never tried beef tartare.

Apparently it’s very rare.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Aug 16 2019
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What’s the hard stuff that develops on cows’ teeth?

Steak tartar.

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👤︎ u/PercivalFailed
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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My boyfriend ladies and gentlemen: What do you call raw meat that's running late?

Tardy Tartar.

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👤︎ u/belspethen
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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How do you finish a magic trick involving scamp?

Tartare

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👤︎ u/maccer20
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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Brainstorming food/movie theme nights. It es-kale-lated quickly. Only thing in my Bumble profile now.

When Harry Met Salad

What About Ke-Bob

Cumin to America

Weekend at Bearneaise II

Steakin I, II, & III

A Few Good Salmon

You’ve Got Kale

Shawshank Re-Dim Sum

Romancing the Scone

An Éclair to Remember

Roman Hollandaise

Glazed and Confused

Bill & Ted’s Eggcellent Adventure

The Evil Bread

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Shrimp

Fondue the Right Thing

Ribeyes Wide Shut

Mignons

Plante of the Grapes

Spider Manchu

Sushis All That

A Wok to Remember

Marsala-la Land

Apocalypse Cow

Die Chard

Die Chard with a Vinaigrette

Hogan’s Gyros

The Sand Latkes

A League of their Macaroni

Revenge of the Curds

Rush S’More

Braising Arizona

Demolition Ham

10 Things I hate About Ewe

Saladin

Oliver and Com-penne

Dirty Rotten Chanterelles

Sex and the Satay

The Truth About Cats & Hotdogs

Morella Enchanted

Provolone Together

Clear and Pheasant Danger

The Big Chili

Lémon: The Professional

Ava-Tartare

Hocous Pocous

High Fi-Deli Meat

Madagascargot

The Fifth Elementos

Muensters Inc.

There’s Something About Rosemary

I Am Ham

Quiche Lorraine Man

Barley & Me

Lentil Giants

Peggy Soufflé Got Married

Face Stroganoff

Con Gruyére

Fast Times at Porridgemont High

Bok Choys in the Hood

Papillonion

Requinoa for a Dream

Serial Cardamom

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👤︎ u/kat_fogg
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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What do you say when the condiment you have with fish and chips goes away?

Tartare, sauce.

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👤︎ u/Cyryoonake
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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What do fish sticks use to get their motors running?

Tartar Fluid.

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👤︎ u/MCLooyverse
📅︎ Jul 12 2018
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My paid lunch break turned into getting paid to be dad joked.

While at lunch with my father yesterday...

Me: I think I'm gonna get the steak tartare burger.

Dad: Sounds rough

Me: What do you mean, pop?

Dad: Well, I have a pretty strong stomach, but at this age, digesting raw meat is a whole different animal.

Thanks, dad.

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👤︎ u/ArshuallahBear
📅︎ Oct 31 2014
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What do Mongols use to cut down trees?

Tartar saws!

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👤︎ u/melance
📅︎ Mar 11 2016
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New here. Here's my joke.

Last night we (my wife, the two oldest, and myself) were making sandwiches. My son asked for the mayo. I told him we were out. He yelled "well tartar sauce," the expletive from Spongebob.

I handed him the tartar sauce, told him it'd taste weird on bologna, and giggled.

Does this qualify me for membership?

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👤︎ u/jimrob4
📅︎ Jan 24 2014
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