What do you say when the condiment you have with fish and chips goes away?

Tartare, sauce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyryoonake
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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New here. Here's my joke.

Last night we (my wife, the two oldest, and myself) were making sandwiches. My son asked for the mayo. I told him we were out. He yelled "well tartar sauce," the expletive from Spongebob.

I handed him the tartar sauce, told him it'd taste weird on bologna, and giggled.

Does this qualify me for membership?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimrob4
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2014
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