The butcher kept getting my order wrong. He gave me a porterhouse instead of a filet mignon!

He said it was a mis-steak.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sir_Pluses
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Filet mignon
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Last Valentine's, I took my girlfriend to a steakhouse and ordered 2 Filet Mignons for myself.

They were so delicious, not having one would have been a missed steak...

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What do you call a cows evil henchmen?

It's mignons

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What do you call a bored cow in hell?

A black Angus flamin' yawn (filet mignon)

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Every time WE would go out to a fancy restaurant

Waitress: What can I get for you?

Dad: They'll have 3 hot dogs and waters, and I'll have the filet mignon

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