Rare pun opportunity, I think I nailed it
A Rare photo of the MilkyWay from Mars
At the office barbecue, I grilled some rare steak for our boss, and he said, “I like it well done.”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”
Doc: "Sir, you've caught a very rare disease. "
Me: "How rare?"
Doc: "You pick the name.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Did you hear about the man who only collected rare pennies?
He didn't have a lot of common cents.
Why do I always cook my deer meat at medium rare instead of medium?
There is so much more flavor that way, It’s really a game changer.
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
Used military vehicles in higher levels of trim are rare.
All I can find are base models.
So the customer asks the chef if anyone orders steak raw and the waiter replied ‘yeh but that’s rare’
Jokes about white sugar are rare.
Jokes about brown sugar, demarara.
It’s very rare that a defibrillator fails.
But when it does, no one is shocked.
Eating rare chicken is dangerous, and even lethal sometimes.
It would be a pretty fowl way to go.
Steak jokes are a rare medium well done.
Nevermind, that was raw. Let me cook something else up.
A rare picture of ground in its natural habitat
How rare is an excellent father?
How do you catch a rare bird?
Rare photograph of The Milky Way viewed from Mars
Me and some other guys like to get together at the local supermarket to show off our rare breed black-feathered chickens. New guy today mustn't have understood because...
There was an unexpected white hen in the bragging area
A rare sea bass has been spotted
A rare photo of the Milky way viewed from Mars.
When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.
It's called Parking Son's disease.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
My friend keeps his rare coin collection where it could easily be stolen.
I mean, he has no common cents.
People say that self roasts should be rare
But i prefer them well done
The Rare and Endangered "Kimono Dragon"
Rare diseases carried by bat droppings
Be careful to avoid bat droppings. You can catch a rare disease from them that can drive you batshit crazy.
I have this rare disease that causes me to talk like a YouTuber
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Rare Pic of human walking on Space
I asked for my steak to be rare
I sent it back because it was the same as always
“This is rare, I like seeing things well done.”
I’ve been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I’m an airport building.
I see people ordering their steaks rare all the time.
They should really change the name.
My girlfriend had OCD and so she likes to organize the plates by the year they were manufactured. It’s a really rare dish order.
My wife doesn't like my rare penny collection...
She says it lacks common cents
My doctor told me that I won an award for my rare muscle condition.
At the office barbecue, I grilled a medium rare steak and my boss said, “I like it well done!”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot to me.”
Jokes about sugar are rare...
Jokes about brown sugar: demerara
I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”
Steak puns are a rare medium well done
Well done jokes about meat are pretty rare
Jokes about white sugar are rare, but jokes about brown sugar.
My wife is furious at my rare penny collection.
She says it completely lacks common cents.
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