The same cracker-ass brother that calls his friends "nigga", jokes about black people and other minorities, dislikes Mexicans (even after serving in Mexico City for his mission), and makes tasteless jokes about women, gets offended when something he identifies with gets joked about. Don't dish it if you can't take it, brother.
My bro was not happy with the portrayal of Mormon Suzie.
Him: "Oh of course she's in a full head-to-toe nightgown. People are gonna think Mormans Mormons are weird."
Me: "People already think Mormons are weird."
Him: "Well yeah but it's not going to help the stereotypes of us."
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Some jokes from the top of my head:
“Cable, you need to relax. It’s just morning and you’re already pissed off. Remember…mornings are for coffee and contemplation.
“Yes Cable, I know what you’re thinking. I TOO would like to have sex with Winona Ryder. I know you never mentioned her name since this movie started but you seem to be the kind of guy who’d be into her, wink wink.”
“PANCAKES FOR EVERYBODY! And a single Eggo waffle for you Cable.”
“Jesus Christ, Summers, is your answer to everything just to punch them in the face?!”
“Nate, you can make the jump! Hop on over! Or should I say…hop-per on over!”
“Cable, you have experience with all things upside down, right? Can you twist my head around, it got mixed around after that fight with Arclight.”
“Just like my buddy Cable here, I too have lost my Will to live.”
Other things are ammo or a treasure map for a magazine/bobblehead.
Wanted bobbleheads: Sneak, Small guns, Medicine, leader, big guns.
Wanted magazines: Backwoodsman 3, Grognak the barbarian 9, Guns and bullets 7, Scout's life 3, Scout's life 10, Tesla Science 5, Covert Ops 2, Covert Ops 3.
The upside is actually Australia confirmed, as its on the other side of the world
Scott Morrison is the mind flayer
He's a demogorgan
I don't know why but I laughed at that for like 5 minutes
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being on the level of suspense and anticipation of watching Stranger Things has kindve ruined watching watching other tv shows that arent as good
The man then says "me life" and starts sobbing and wailing
The Stranger replies: Come now, your life can not be that bad. It's nothing to cry over, surely.
The man says back, "I'm not crying, I'm laughing. See? Hahaha" and the man starts fake laughing and sobbing at the same time.
Taken aback, the stranger is silent for a moment but then replies: It's alright. You're alright. You may think your life a joke, but the real jokes are all the people who've read(listened to) all of this.
It is not that funny, but he loved this joke.
Benny Harvey RIP
Miss you big man. Gone but not forgotten.
As an example, my favorite characters are Steve and Robin. They have a lot of memorable, funny moments on-screen, and I like how they act as siblings/parents towards the younger kids like Dustin. They also support and encourage each other in time of need, such as when Steve accepted Robin when she came out to him.
