Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.

Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeremywarne
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Why does the flat earther find a strange sense of joy in this pandemic?

. . . . .

All over the world countries are trying to flatten the curve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_brown_clown
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...

The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.

Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.

He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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There are historical accounts of Attila and his army seeing strange otherworldly ships hovering over the battlefields.

These were Hun Identified Flying Objects.

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What a strange morning. First I find a hat full of money in the street and then I get chased by an angry guy with a guitar!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CormacN
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Mom: Why is their a strange baby in the crib?

Dad: You told me to change the baby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingafer81
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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A man burst into a doctor's office and began asking all sorts of strange questions to the people waiting inside. When the doctor asked him to stop, he didn't. The doctor replied

You're really testing my patients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrionHunter66
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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I saw a strange picket line on the way home today. The workers were carrying signs saying "WE MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY”

Then I noticed they were outside the mint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marycartlizer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I met a strange man the other day really trying to sell me the health benefits of inhaling helium.

He spoke very highly off it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cockplops
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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Do you know what's so strange. The word vacuum

It's the only word with a double u in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akien0222
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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There are some strange things in the world. But you want to what's really odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by 2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrJackMeahoff
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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So... A fighter in the coliseum faced a strange challenge...

He was presented a beautiful lady and told he had to kill her with cannibalism. This fighter has a good heart and could never do this, but if he did not oblige than both would die. He beat her to death and fed on the remains. Afterwards, it was revealed that the lady was actually quite evil and murdered children.

The camera pans out, it's Russell Crowe, he is Glad-he-ate-her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reddit_Rabit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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Be careful picking strange AirPods up off the street

You might get hearing AIDS.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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I found a strange old coin with the faces worn away

I can't make heads or tails of it

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2017
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I told my wife that I thought that the Grinch's voice was a little strange...

But the wife said "Who?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurtleLoMein
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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Something strange is going on at the M&M factor...

This is my third bag of M&M this week that has all W’s and no M’s!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jmorri7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Strange talent: I can predict the future by smell

they call me Nostrildamus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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A mountain climber had recently set the world record for climbing a mountain with a strange name

He was at the peak of productivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tylermemelord
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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While out caroling one Christmas eve, Jeff & Don were tragically killed in the middle of singing "Deck the Halls". In a strange twist, they were reincarnated as ass-less leather chaps. Jeff looked at his friend and said...

..."Don, we now are gay apparel."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbattoirOfDuty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2015
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So I'm at the store today, and I've gathered my items. I head for the checkout to pay for all of my stuff, while on my way there, I see a guy acting a little strange, but I continue on my way.

I set my items on the counter, and the cashier starts ringing them up one after another while I wait patiently. I notice the guy in line behind me a few people still acting a little weird, antsy is how I would describe it.

Anyways, the cashier snaps me out of my thoughts by telling me my total and as I go to reach for my wallet, I see the guy dashing out the door.... as in transfixed on his fleeing image, my hand reaches my pocket and I realize he's stolen my wallet!

I make a mad dash for him, chasing him down in the middle of the parking lot. He reaches his vehicle at the other end and as he hops in, I catch up to him and I'm able to grab his leg. I start pulling his leg and pulling his leg harder and harder trying to get him out.

I keep pulling his leg very similarly to how I've been pulling your leg for the last minute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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Vintage pun from Robert Louis Steventon's "The Strange Case of Dr. Jeckel and Mr. Hyde", 1886.

"Β“If he be Mr. Hyde,Β” he had thought, Β“I shall be Mr. Seek.Β”"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WildTurkey81
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2016
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I heard this strange music coming from the printer today

Paper must be Jammin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBeerded
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2013
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I told my dad there was something strange about the restroom at the restaurant he took me out to.

The restroom didn't have any beds to take a nap after my meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zax1989
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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The Turkish alphabet has a strange letter: "Δ±"

If you ask me, that's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/au_travail
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2016
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What did the pharoh call his strange gas?

A toot uncommon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlushingTorgo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2016
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Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.

Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...

The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.

Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.

He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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