Vermeer was eerie, Vermeer was strange, he had his own color range imgur.com/gallery/NG4f9NU
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Eerie and tasteless.

What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent Van Gogh?
"You gonna eat that?"

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👤︎ u/capngloval
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That's eerie
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I find I can carry large sacks of dahlia tubers with ease, although the eerie glow they emit is somewhat offputting.

They must be light bulbs!

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What do you call a scary show?

A sEERIEs.

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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What do you call a scary corn?

Eerie.

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German Teacher

Dad told me this one:

A German teacher was having one of his students imitate various objects. He would say car and he would say "vrooom" or sink and he would say "Fsssss" then finally he asks him to imitate a clock and so the student says "tic, tic, tic, tic." And his teachers face moves to an eerie smile and he says, "We have ways of making you toc."

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