I think my sink is a little clogged
My grandpa warned people the titanic would sink
No one listened but he kept warning them until people got sick of him and threw him out of the cinema.
People always say "let that sink in"
But there is never a sink at the door
If YOU’RE cold, THEY’RE cold. Let that sink in
How do you tell the sex of an ant? You drop it in water. It sinks: girl ant. It floats:...
My granddad tried to tell everyone that would listen that the Titanic would sink...
They finally kicked him out of the theater.
Let this sink in.
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"It's sink or swim." As my dad always said.
Lovely man, terrible lifeguard.
A kitchen sink that treats you right?
My family was doing the dinner dishes together and our mum was washing the dishes in the sink. She asked “could you guys load the dishwasher please?”
So my dad brought her a glass of wine.
A toilet, a urinal and a very drunk sink are all at the front of a club, fighting and arguing with the bouncer to allow them and their extremely intoxicated friend inside.
Repeatedly shouting “Let that sink in!”
I was cleaning the coffee filter and forgot to rinse the grounds down the sink.
My wife comes up and asks me why I forgot to clean the sink. I said “What? Am I grounded?”
In a freak accident the laboratory sink came to life, made its way to the mad scientist's door and knocked.
I'd never seen a walking sink before
I shouldn't have put those wooden shoes in sink.
There is a really serious leek under my sink
An iceberg caused the Titanic to sink..
Lettuce have a moment of silence.
I may not be a dad, but what do I do everytime I go to the sink cupboard in the kitchen?
I sing: "Under the Sink (Under the Sink)!" Even in a poor slightly Jamaican accent...
I went to the hardware store and told the cashier I had to replace the plumbing for my sink. "Water pipes?" She asked.
I replied, "The round tubes that liquid flows through."
There’s a serious leak under the sink
Quality pun found in almost every sink across America
In an alternate universe, there’s probably a sentient kitchen wash basin knocking at your front door. Let that sink in,
My sink’s disposal system is called the insinkerator
Putting away groceries, I noticed there were some ants crawling in our sink.
Me (showing it to my girlfriend): What kind of ant do you think this is?
My gf (shrugging): Idunno.
Me (placing the ant on a pear): Well, it's a pear ant to me. . .
How do you sink a submarine full of fools?
My toothpaste fell off the brush and into the sink
Did you know some people have a quicksand fetish? Just let that sink in...
Looks like there is a serious leak under the sink....
This is a home. Let that sink in.
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
A business doomed to sink
No, get the sink outta here
You can tell the sex of ants by gently placing them on water. If they sink they are female, if not they're buoyant.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Amanda Amanda who? A man da fix your sink!
We have an aggressive leak under the sink.
What should you do if there's a sink at your door?
How to tell the sex of an ant. Drop it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats....
There’s a sink at your front door.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink.
No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theater.
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