Just let that sink in
That's a Farrah Fawcett.
I sing: "Under the Sink (Under the Sink)!" Even in a poor slightly Jamaican accent...
"The sink is the most important! It's where you get water for cooking, wash your hands, clean fruits and vegetables, and clean the dishes up afterwards."
But another person said,
"The countertop is even more important. It's where the food is prepared. And if the counter weren't there, you wouldn't have a sink at all!"
The first person was shocked. They weren't expecting a counterargument.
....and write "EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH" on top.
I had to get a running start but I made it.
Just floating the question out there.... Can anyone give me a tip?
No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema.
.. A confused but also quite curious voice responds.. "What are you sinking about?"
Police say he was charged with counter fitting
They had another confection to make.
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
It was dangerous but worth the whisk
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
It just goes to show, you can't have your kayak and heat it too!
He said "I hear you have everything but me." So I let that sink in.
Stool samples!
Counterfeiting
A pan, duh
Because I found it draining.
Because they don't know how to swim
Hes quite the whisk taker
Coz he had gnocchi
Because he had gnocchi.
She shouted back from the other room "It's an ultimatum."
Did you know that NASA sent a chicken to the moon?
You remember the a pollo missions.
"you will roux the day!!!"
When I walked in the place was great, everything was perfect apart from the kitchen. There were gas mains but no cooker! Work surfaces and water pipes, but no sink; empty plugs and spaces for where the fridge and freezer should sit.
When I bought the house I was told it was fully furnished! Furious, I called up intending to give whomever answered an earful.
I was told that everything should be arriving individually, and the house is being used as an experiment for completely autonomous, self thinking kitchen appliances!
Before I could reply there was a knock on the door. I opened it and a stove strolled in, tilted forward in a bow, slid past me and set itself into its spot! Even attaching itself to the gas mains!
Later that day another knock at the door signalled the arrival of the fridge and freezer.(who had travelled together) They bowed and sat themselves perfectly in place in my new kitchen. I was beaming!
That evening I was explaining to my wife how the appliances had arrived, when came another knock at the door. “This technology is going to change the world, I swear it!” I told her. “Can you answer the door? I’ve been on my feet all day”
“Yeah,” she replied, less enthusiastic than I,“but it’ll get to a point when humans are completely inferior.” She explained “When these machines develop such sentience, what’s stopping them from overthrowing us?” “Treating us as slaves, like we to them now?” She asked, distraught at theses ideas.
Knock knock
“It’s best not to worry about these things,” I said in an attempt to alleviate her fears.
“There are people- professionals developing contingencies for any possible future robot uprising!” “That future you’re frightened about is purely science fiction right now, and the way our collective knowledge and application of technology has advanced, (Even in the past 50 years!) our own scientists and engineers will be able to crush any worries we may have when the time comes.” I explained.
She sighed, agreeing somewhat reluctantly. “Don’t think on it now, have some faith!” I told her.
Knock knock
“Now let that sink in!”
To eat to eat to eat
Linoleum Blownapart
Boy ant
But there is never a sink at the door
He replied "No, I'm the chip monk..."
Let that sink in.
I had to get a running start but I made it!
Stool Samples.
No one listened but he kept warning them until people got sick of him and threw him out of the cinema.
