You look like a fungi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBrontosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Doctorates in Chemistry lead to higher correlation with dad jokes.

My 2 year old son implored my father in law to join him under the table while the rest of us finished our meal. My wife said, "wow, it isn't every day you see a chemistry PhD crawling around under the table."

To which he responded "chemists have been known to periodically go under the table".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkmeatchicken
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2014
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It’s official, scientists have proven that more birthday celebrations is officially linked to a longer life span
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rangent
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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Told my girlfriend that a certain video hits me right in the funny muscle.

Her: good thing there's no such thing"

Me: "There is"

Her: "do you actually know anatomy or are you just bullshitting me?"

Me: "I was trying to think of a joke correlating to that bone in the upper arm... Forgot what it's called, but I guess I'm not that humerus."

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2015
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