This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
Glad I found my Nietzsche niche
And all this time that’s how I always referred to my two kids at all times
I look him dead in the eye and say, "What a Pacific example you just gave"
It causes me to deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
There is no Cure!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally...
It was called the tsar chasm
...guess that makes it a coke-lloquialism.
But $52.94 is an evenly specific amount of money
It has a bad latitude.
So the could roam Rome!
You wrote down “Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928.”
He foiled my plan.
I don't know son. Can you be more pacific?
Cashew!
A few years ago I was feeling slightly ill but I was playing it up because I did not want to go to school.
On the phone
Me: Dad I feel really sick
Dad: Do you think you will need to go to a walk in
Me: I think so
Dad: Well I am working right now would you like me to call you an ambulance?
Me: Yeah
Dad: YOU'RE AN AMBULANCE YOU'RE AN AMBULANCE
Termites like Styx.
Got my girlfriend with this one just now.
Me: Going into the kitchen to get something to drink, you want anything?
GF: Sure
Me: Anything Specific?
GF: No don't think so
Me: Anything Vague?
proceeds to laugh the whole way to the kitchen
Me: (Pointing at country on globe) "Dad, what's this?"
Dad: (Grabs the globe, spins it around and breathes on it) "Global warming."
