My former wife highly recommended a movie that I should take the kids to see, but I didn’t think it was appropriate.

It was ex-rated.

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My wife was talking about how she likes movies with strong female characters

Probably not appropriate for when we have kids, but the reaction was priceless.

Her: I like heroine movies.

Me: You'd like Trainspotting.

Her: Why?

Me: It's a heroin movie.

Her: Is it rea-?

(it clicks. She glares at me)

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In it for the long troll... any other suggestions?

Every time the household has one of those "I love you" rounds... I say "I love lamp." The kids look at me funny and I correct myself to the appropriate-for-the-moment comment.

I look forward to them watching the classic "old" movie I've been referencing for as long as they remember. I hope they'll call me to say they finally got the joke.

Any other long-term dad-bombs I should start planting?

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