A list of puns related to "Kid Appropriate"
It was ex-rated.
Probably not appropriate for when we have kids, but the reaction was priceless.
Her: I like heroine movies.
Me: You'd like Trainspotting.
Her: Why?
Me: It's a heroin movie.
Her: Is it rea-?
(it clicks. She glares at me)
Every time the household has one of those "I love you" rounds... I say "I love lamp." The kids look at me funny and I correct myself to the appropriate-for-the-moment comment.
I look forward to them watching the classic "old" movie I've been referencing for as long as they remember. I hope they'll call me to say they finally got the joke.
Any other long-term dad-bombs I should start planting?
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