A credit union in a Moon colony could be appropriately called Apollo Lunar Lender.
I saw this on Facebook and felt it appropriately fit here.
Dadjoked, Appropriately, by My Dad
Dad: indistinguishable whispering
Me: What?
Dad: THEY HAVE FREE HEARING TESTS! DO YOU NEED ONE!?
[Pun request] I need a child appropriate pun that could make a good TV show title about hunting for ghosts in bathrooms
Hit me with your puns for a folk festival shirt!
My friend is designing a t-shirt for Folk Fest and needs a witty, all-ages-appropriate pun to go on it, but neither her, nor I or my fiancee can come up with one. The image on the front is of a beardy man playing the tuba, with a bird (Cardinal, I think?) coming out of it that's playing the drums. Out of the bass drum is crawling a cracked-out-looking dude wearing flannel, who's playing the guitar-looking instrument, with arms coming out of that playing the triangle. A great pun for the shirt with the word "Folk" in it would be much appreciated, and I know you guys are good at making puns, so fire away! Reddit, lend me your puns!
Reposting my feet joke to a more appropriate place
Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
Is it appropriate to call a sitting president diaperdon?
What is an appropriate age to tell my highway it's adopted?
I feel like the 66 route is a little late
When is it appropriate to grieve?
In Germany, is it appropriate to refer to it as 21:00
When is the most appropriate time to deliver a child?
When is it appropriate to sleep in a bathtub?
When you're feeling drained.
Today, I apologised to my family for replacing some words with their less appropriate synonyms..
I thought this was appropriate given our current circumstances. One of those jokes that makes you stop and chuckle.
Three fruits decided to have a dragrace match. The Lemon prepared by practcing driving skills, the orange by studying the appropriate tecniques, the grape by relaxing in the sun. Who won?
The grape. He was the only one who went raisin.
Might not be the appropriate place for this, but here is a bold take
People, musTARD is not an appropriate thing to say
Please guys, refer as condimentally challenged
Found on r/memes. Thought it'd be appropriate to post here
A seasonal appropriate cake for my 2nd cake day!!
STOP 👏 calling yourself a communist if you aren't Russian!
It's Karltural appropriation
What did the media say to the Kardashian after she culturally appropriated a Japanese dress?
I read that a mask and gloves were appropriate ppe for going out to the grocery store.
Well that is total bs, everyone else had clothes on too.
My friend used to say this all the time when someone disagreed with an opinion of his. Not sure if it’s appropriate for this sub, but it still makes me laugh when used today.
“Well, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those who are, and those who are not, my uncle.”
Where was Moses when the lights went out?
In the dark.
My dad literally just said this to me, so I felt it was appropriate to post.
What is an appropriate tool for Communists to measure time?
What is a caterpillar's worst enemy?
A dogerpillar.
This was a joke from my first book of jokes I received on my 8th birthday. I felt it was appropriate on my cake day.
What technology does the Chinese Government use to determine which dance moves are appropriate and respectable?
This seems appropriate for the subreddit
It made me exhale through my nose, thought it’d be appropriate.
Dad : Oh no! Our neighbor died!
Mom : Who, Ray?
Dad : I don't think cheering is appropriate Karen
In Canada, they use the more appropriate “B.C.E” instead of “B.C.”
It stands for “Before Christ, Eh?”
At what point is it appropriate to start telling dad jokes?
What's an appropriate sound effect for a dad joke about wheat?
Can someone connect mental health and dentistry in a pun?
I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.
I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!
In a serious food fight, a food fight to the death, what would be the most appropriate food weapon? (found dad in r/AskReddit)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/615gh8/in_a_serious_food_fight_a_food_fight_to_the_death/dfc7q3q/
Answer - Extra Sharp Cheddar
My former wife highly recommended a movie that I should take the kids to see, but I didn’t think it was appropriate.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
When it comes to reaching high places on my own or by using an appropriate tool...
The beam over the stairs in my house is a bit low, so I put up an appropriate warning sign. [yes, I'm a dad]
How do you annoy a /r/dadjokes subscriber?
At what age is it appropriate
To tell my dog he is adopted?
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