Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?
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I have a hiking playlist with songs from the Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem
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︎ Apr 24 2021
What does Eminem do in the shower?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
What's the difference between Vanilla Ice and Eminem?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
BREAKING NEWS: Eminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus..
In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy.. He presented with vomit on his sweater already.. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti
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︎ Feb 05 2020
Q: Why would Eminem make a horrible bartender?
A: Whenever you try and order a round he says, βYou only get one shot.β
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What are the chances of meeting Eminem?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Why did Santa make Eminem an honorary elf?
He was a pretty good wrapper
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I tried fishing with Eminem today
It didn't go too well as he kept on dropping the bass
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Probably the real monster Eminem was talking about
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Why did Eminem get a job at Subway?
They were hiring wrap artists
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︎ Oct 10 2020
I'm a big fan of Eminem...
Especially his movie "12.9 Kilometer"
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︎ Sep 17 2020
What does Eminem and Tutankhamunβs embalmer have in common?
They are both tight rappers.
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︎ May 28 2020
My co-worker asked me if I like Eminem...
I said "no, I'm more of a Skittles guy."
"No I'm talking about the rapper."
"Why would I want to eat the wrapper?" I asked.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
My mom just called me Eminem because my Christmas presents were so beautiful...
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︎ Dec 23 2018
(Meta) Yes, the trail-mix-peanuts-cranberries-eminem-joke has been posted here around 10 times already, stop reposting it!
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︎ Jan 21 2020
Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 cents
Wife: That's Ludacris, how Kanye West your money like that?
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︎ Jun 26 2018
Why donβt people notice Eminemβs hidden messages?
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︎ Apr 21 2019
Is someone who draws eminem technically a Marshall artist?
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︎ Jan 27 2019
i wonder what's in the box... maybe sum colorful eminems? π€
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︎ Nov 22 2018
Have you heard of Eminems shy little brother? He's called Ehm...inem.
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︎ Nov 14 2018
Eminem declined to write a song for the new IT movie
He thought clowns already had too much of a bad rap
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︎ Sep 13 2017
What's it with Eminem and Dad jokes?
I mean... just look at those:
- Why has Gwen Stacy been on the web lately?
to spite her man. -River
- Why do you carry a Laptop in your back pocket?
Because rapping like a computer must be in my genes. - Rap God
- Why did Eminem blow?
All he did was throw f-bombs - Rap God
- Why did Eminem buy the rap game a maxi pad?
Because it's having a rough time period. - Rap God
- Why did Eminem look so shocked when he watched a church gathering take place?
He was witnessing a mass occur. - Rap God
- How could Eminem poop Jerusalem?
Because his shit is real. - Caterpillar
- Why is Eminem so ill-behaved?
He's got a couple of mansions, but still no mannors. - Lucky You
And these are just a select few.
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︎ May 04 2019
All of this criticism and backlash over Eminem's recent verses and punchlines is just the collective groan expected when the greatest rapper of all time starts making epic dad jokes.
FINAL FORM!
DAD'S UNITE!
OUR TIME HAS COME!
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︎ Jan 26 2019
What do you use to cover Eminem's gift?
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︎ Jan 02 2017
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︎ Jun 01 2014
What do you call it when Eminem jumps into a pool?
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︎ Jan 30 2018
I made a playlist with music from the Peanuts soundtrack, Eminem, and the Cranberries.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
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︎ Jul 29 2019
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from The Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem
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︎ Sep 13 2020
I have a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, and the Peanuts.
I named it The Trail Mix.
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︎ Apr 07 2019
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
I finally made a playlist for hiking. It has music from the peanuts, the cranberries, and Eminem.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from peanuts, the cranberries and eminem.
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︎ Apr 18 2020
I had a playlist for hiking with music from Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem...
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︎ Apr 08 2020
I made a hiking playlist, it has songs from the peanuts, the cranberries, and Eminem
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︎ Mar 10 2020
I made a hiking playlist. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
I made a playlist for hiking, it has songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem
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︎ Feb 25 2020
I made a playlist for when I go hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
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︎ Mar 02 2020
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem
I call it my trail mix
(Not oc I just thought it was funny)
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︎ Feb 27 2020
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
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︎ Feb 24 2020
I made a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, and the Peanuts.
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︎ Jan 19 2018
I made a playlist for when I go hiking. It has music from the peanuts, the cranberries, and Eminem.
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︎ Aug 07 2019
I hike most mornings, so I went ahead and made a playlist with music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
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︎ Aug 09 2019
I made a playlist for hiking. Included are songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries, Eminem, and even The California Raisins.
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︎ Aug 26 2019
I bought a 2pac of Eminem's for 50 cents.
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