What does a pirate say when he takes his car into the garage with a dodgy exhaust.
" Aaaaarrrr.....she blows."
Late last night I walked into a really dodgy looking Disco named Medusa's
At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.
'Wanna hear something dodgy?' asked my girlfriend with an air of uncertainty.
I said, 'Sure.'
She sighed.
'I saw you and your ex studying Pythagoras' theorem in the library.'
'Oh, you did?' I asked.
She paused. 'So, how do you explain that?'
'Easily,' I replied. 'It's when the square on the hypotenuse of a right-angled triangle is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides.'
Boxers can be a bit dodgy.
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A guy on my street holds the world record for most concussions
He only lives a stone's throw away
Did you hear about the two men who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine?
One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.
Why do they always use thieves as the high speed units in RPGs?
Because they're so dodgy.
What do you call an edgy Italian neighbourhood?
The Spa-Ghetto
