"A person always wins!"
He just shrugged and said it’s my life
Slim to Nun?
(Incidentally this is a true story and I got yelled at)
You have to try their New Delhi
I said, "Sure, why not?"
If they don't, after the 90 days they will finnish being Finnish
I’m snow excited
Ever thought about that?
Slim to nun
There’s only a 1/11 chance that they’re a keeper.
I guess I got clock-blocked.
Unfortunately, she blew it...
She had a leg up the whole time
An authoritative write winged government.
Cuz you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.
Today I jumped at the fog, but I mist
"This concludes my probaballistic report."
I've gotta say, it really was quite cumbersome.
When I dropped it, i thought i was in quite a pickle.
But then someone said "it's no big dill".
Same middle name.
Mostly golf strokes, swimming strokes, tennis strokes etc.
Shocking isn't it.
I wanted to date my math teacher to have a chance of looking at her tan lines. But I cant, cos its was a sin.
Because it’s cancer
BUT I blew it
From best to toilet paper.
U.S.Bees
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He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's three in the morning and it's pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory." says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes." comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here, on the swing."
Nope I got them all cut.
You have to try their New Delhi
Unfortunately, she blew it!
Unfortunately she blew it
