The judge asked her, “first offender” “No,” she says “first a Gibson then a Fender
Now I just need to work out if that's my wife or my girlfriend.
He's taken aback because he can't seem to remember where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind takes him back to the one time that he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with a celery?"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly "No, I'm your son's teacher."
This worries me heavily, it could either be my wife or my girlfriend!
I just need to work out if that’s my wife or my girlfriend.
