A list of puns related to "Promiscuous"
You don’t know? Well, it’s the thot that counts.
Because they were always having sax.
They call her a shower thot
A Lucy-Anna
Food for thot
But it’s like my dad always said, “You can lead a whore to Father, but you can’t make her think.”
"Oh hi Bill! We were just discussing the promiscuous mating habits of blood-sucking arachnids." Bill abruptly grabs his tray and stands up to leave.
"Sorry guys. I don't discuss poly ticks at work."
My GF and I have both been tired every night since we just finished moving our house. She was also on her period, so our frisky time has been cut down. She asked me last night to feel free to be more promiscuous with her, now that her period is ending.
Today we were putting a new TV stand together. She held the TV as a I maneuvered the screwdriver. I stopped and told her "Hey, you got your wish, we're screwing on the bed!"
I will not be screwing on the bed tonight after that.
Today I learned that cheetahs are promiscuous. So it seems like cheetahs really are cheatahs.
It's the thot that counts.
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