It wanted to Kermit suicide.
Waterway to go
Drowned beef
Because he was in The Nile
The wife said "was it murder"? The officer said "no madam it was suicide" The wife said how" can you tell"? The police said - "On the cctv your husbund climbed out of the vat 5 times for a pee!"
Terrible way to go, but I'm just glad it was instant
I'm serious, it made the news headlines "Cereal killer sixth victim"
His funeral is on Wednesday. I've made him a wreath in the shape of a throw ring. It's what he would have wanted.
He tried to walk on ice before it was cool
His good buoy couldn't save him.
It's what he would've wanted.
It was a breathtaking experience.
I woke up and figured it was all a Fanta-sea
He went ice skating before it was cool.
The experience was breath-taking.
The police suspect it was a hummucide.
I heard he was pulled under by a strong currant.
It was a shame, because I was very attached to him...
He got creamated.
I tried to save him, but he was he was too far out, maaan.
He went skating before it was cool
He was dragged under by a strong current.
