I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FadiCh2002
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Ugh too much sugar I'm drowning here!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatincomingvirus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Oh my baby he’s drowning!!!

Oh the human-itee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobotReceptionist
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Lifeguards are sad to report the drowning of a hippie last night.

He was too far out, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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How did the King save his drowning son?

With an heir-net...

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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A German tourist jumped off to the freezing water to save my precious dog who was drowning.

After he climbed out he said, "Here is ze dog, dry him off and he vill be fine." I said, "Are you a vet?" To which he replied, annoyed; "Vet? I'm fucking zoaking."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_not_geih
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why didn't the life guard save the hippy from drowning?

Because he was too far out man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jmf95-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Why did the drowning Pharoah refuse to ask for help?

he was in de Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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What did Margaret Attwood title her latest murder mystery novel, about an Egyptian serial killer who kept drowning people?

The Nile-ist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Whatdya call someone drowning in mayonnaise ?????????

Sinko de mayo !!!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bythewater9
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Two friends are sitting in the bar drowning in their miseries......

The first one goes "I lost everything with my divorce, wealth, mansion, cars, bank balance etc. and here I am sharing a rented apartment with you. Nothing can be worse than this."

The second one assures him that his situation is much worse than him.

"How??" Demands the first one.

"Well I had a booming business and all the riches" he moaned. "Then it all came crashing down, with losses incurring, I lost my wealth, mansion, cars, bank balance etc. And here I am sharing a rented apartment with you."

"How's your situation worse than mine" growled the first one.

"You see my friend" sighed the second one "I still have my wife!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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If I was drowning and I had enough money for 1 drink I'd buy a rootbeer float.

They're my favorite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightHawk37
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Hello drowning
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RhinoVanHorn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Do you like puns about drowning?

I think they are breathtaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/muxamoose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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What saved Kim Kardashian from drowning?

A Life West

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πŸ‘€︎ u/00MX5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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How do you know when you're drowning in milk?

When its pasteurize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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I tried to tell the Egyptian that he was drowning

But he was in denial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faceoftheancients
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2016
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Ben Folds: β€œShe’s a brick and I’m drowning slowly”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hippomaster6000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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Yesterday, I dreamt about drowning in an ocean of orange soda

It ended up just being a FantaSea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quoto21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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What did one drowning man say to the other drowning man?

Blblblblblblblb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_wallace
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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What do you call four Mexicans drowning?

Cuatro cinco.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GStar321
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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Did you know sex can prevent drowning?

It gives you heir.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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How can you tell when you're drowning in milk?

When it's 'past'eurize!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosmic_panda89
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too Far Out, Man πŸ€™

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jabbahtheslut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?

He was too faarrr out, man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atoterrano
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I had a dream I was drowning in orange soda.

When I woke up I realized it was a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikechefboyardee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dg005583
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Had a dream last night that I was drowning in a orange soda sea...Took me awhile to figure out it was just a Fanta sea.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArsenalHakon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hexagon_papers
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I had a dream that i was drowning in an ocean of orange soda. . .

But when I woke I realized that it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roxann_007
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papa-ash
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neuroticzz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaRedditAddict
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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I dreamed of drowning in an ocean of Orange soda

It took me a while to realize it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seorito
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I dreamed about drowning in an orange liquid last night...

Turns out it was just a Fanta sea

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

...... It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamstagram
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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I dreamed of drowning in a pool of orange soda last night.

Turns out it was just a Fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sohamnshah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OfficeBadger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Last night, I dreamt I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda...

It took me a while to figure out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brewmeone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2017
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night....

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broadway_Lover
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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I dreamt that I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda.

Turned out to be a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2018
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AYKW
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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I dreamed of drowning in a large body of orange soda

It took me a while to notice it was just a Fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canadianstig77
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out, man.

[xpost from r/AskReddit]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Enzo595
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2017
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I had a wierd dream that i was drowning in orange soda...

But I realized that it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ben_g_24
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brusknugget
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2016
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Why didn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?

He was just too far out man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qqwrz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2017
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