Drowning Pool Puns

A list of puns related to "Drowning Pool"

I dreamed of drowning in a pool of orange soda last night.

Turns out it was just a Fanta sea

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👤︎ u/sohamnshah
📅︎ Feb 09 2019
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Yesterday I drowned in the pool.

The experience was breath-taking.

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👤︎ u/sharmaamit92
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a community swimming pool.

So, I handed him a glass of water.

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👤︎ u/gr8prajwalb
📅︎ Jun 19 2020
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Classic Blonde Jokes

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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👤︎ u/John1967miller
📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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How do you drown a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream

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👤︎ u/JetManJ
📅︎ Sep 27 2018
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