Yesterday I drowned in the pool.

The experience was breath-taking.

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📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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The psychic never saw it coming

Why did the mystic drown when she fell into the pool? … … She never claimed to be clair-buoyant.

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Classic Blonde Jokes

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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