Stressful Puns

They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.

Because it was in tents...

Some people are so ungrateful. I used an entire pencil adding details to it and everything :(

[Just thought of this. I'm pretty happy with myself right now.]

I mean, there’s so much pressure on you all the time.s

I crap myself and wake up crying at least once each night.

They have a lot of patients.

Everyone has such high eggspectations

I texted back "it's all in your head".

I'm re-leaved!

They're always making rash decisions.

I've been diagnosed with old langxiety.

Turns out I suffer from auld langxiety

... especially the sleeping, it’s pretty in-TENTS

Co-worker of mine has a tent that he carries around. We recently moved spaces and my boss asked how it was going.

I said, "Not too stressful. John only has the one," as I point to his tent on the corner.

Boss looks at it, "Does it take up too much room?"

"No," I replied, " but if he brought in another one it would be two tents.

My dad has been very stressed about finances during some remodeling and roof repairs on our house. All around depressed sort of mood. Someone started talking about dinner and I told him the classic. "I was gonna become a vegetarian but realized that would be a big missedsteak. He laughs out loud for 10 minutes and changed his mood for the day. Thanks /r/dadjokes

They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

I'm re-leaved.

it was intents