I have no egrets
But the job of editor is more rewording.
Time flies when you're having fun.
They take everything literally.
Grandpa: I hate it. It’s driving me up the wall.
He said he hates it, it’s driving him up the wall
....wasn’t so funny when I turned the tables though was it.
Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke it’s leg?
Gingersnap
Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookies’ drawings?
Snickerdoodle
Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakery’s reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?
Shortbread
Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?
Angel food
Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?
Peach cobbler
Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?
Baked Alaska
Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?
German chocolate
Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?
Lemon bars
Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?
Fondant
Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?
Sherbet
Sometimes he laughs
I said "I know, they came out of the closet this morning".
Lamborghini in the bottle baby.
He’ll come around eventually.
From there, it's all downhill.
I don't know why he didn't just use a sponge, like other Dads.
Love means nothing to them.
Sometimes, he'll even laugh
Serial Chiller
But only to a certain degree
What do you call James Bond in a bath?
Bubble 07
One could say it was a sub-lime experience.
Strangely enough, they mostly only read the daddy issues.
She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?” I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
But I gotta say it's growing on me.
But for some reason, whenever I bring out MC Escher’s art, I get weird stairs.
She says i'm peking of the world, whenever i prepare duck for her.
.......His condition is now known to be 'Stable'
I said "NO, We all seem to enjoy it. "
Grandpa: It has it's ups and downs
He said, “It’s driving me up the wall.”
