A list of puns related to "Frustrating"
Because you can't tell anyone. And even if you tell them, they won't believe you.
It's knotty
thank goodness I get to VENT a lot.
It involves lots of pain
If it carries on like this, I’m really going to start losing my Tempeh
because they always act on aMotion.
I'll most likely just buy them a bed instead.
...is that you have to wait forever before it's your tern.
He told me not to worry, I'm still in my prime.
I'm 23.
They can't stop cheating at charades.
"People like you make me sick!".
He kept losing his patients
She said, "How do you know it was on it’s way to work?”
His wife always complained that he wasn't good enough in bed and that she wasn't satisfied. He went to the local bar to get a drink and cool off for a bit. On reaching the bar, he ordered a beer and sat down. His friend, Mike saw him sitting alone and walked up to him. He asked Andy what happened to which Andy told him the situation. Mike said that he had a simple trick which never failed and told Andy to hit his meat on the bedpost three times before sex. Andy rushed home to perform this trick. He saw that his wife was lying on the bed with the lights off. Slowly he took off his pants and hit his meat three times on the bedpost. Dum, dum, dum. His wife immediately woke up and shouted, "Mike, is that you?"
Like, seriously. How low can you go?
Blue balls
The wall has never been anything but supportive.
...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.
Because the triceratops didn't have a tricerabottom.
He says it drives him up the wall!
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
Son : “We need the opposite of shut down! Dad, what’s the opposite of shut down?”
Dad : “Shut up!”
I look at my wife frustratingly and shout "You never even told me you sold flowers!?"
A one armed man, dangling from a cliff, with Itchy balls!
I set the comp password to ‘Homework1st’ my daughter was getting frustrated that every time she asked what I changed it to, I answered. She did every piece of work, including corrections. Then I wrote it down.
I SAID NO-vember.
When they run out of patients
I think I strained my voice.
I think I have irritable bowl syndrome
Jay-Z's son is playing a fighter and is engaged in a grueling fight with a troll. The troll is clearly too high a difficulty for the fighter.
"Dad," Jay-Z's son exclaims in frustration. "The troll is destroying me!" Just at that moment, from behind a nearby hill appears an army of goblins led by what appears to be an intoxicated lich.
Jay-Z looks at his son and replies with a smirk, "If you're having troll problems, I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 goblins and a lich on rum."
It’s driving him up the wall.
There has to be a lot of Bugs in the programs they use.
It’s getting old
They get into a huge fight about the best way to start the camp fire.
The two sit in silence for a few moments, cold and frustrated
The dad promptly reaches into his backpack, grabs a pair of scissors and tears into the wall of their canvas shelter.
The son yells, "What the heck are you doing, you maniac?!!?!?"
The dad turns to him, looks him dead in the eyes, and says, "Just trying to cut the tent-son."
He was grounded.
Where did all the....Mango
It got so frustrating they decided to hire a chipmunk
I just don’t have the patients...
... that I finally packed up my stuff and right.
He needed to work on his anchor management
I guess I'm a Ninja Worrier
Because he preferred things arranged by row.
She said, “I know. Stop eating so much bacon.”
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