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-Knock knock!
-Who's there?
-To!
-To who?
EHEM...To whom!
What do you call a fish that knows a lot of organized information?
There are 2 types of people in this world: 1: People who can extrapolate information based off of incomplete data
I asked fellow astronauts on ISS for some milk to put in my coffee but was informed I can't have any.
They said: "In space nobody can. Here, use cream"
Why can’t your orthodontist release any of your medical information?
That information is strictly confidental
How did Kim Kardashian inform her kid about her upcoming divorce with Kanye?
North, things between West and me has recently gone South.
A chameleon went to the doctor and said he was having trouble changing his colors. The doctor did some tests and called the chameleon. He informed the chameleon that unfortunately he was suffering from...
There are 2 types of people: 1) people who make inferences over low amounts of information
They say an informed racist is better than an uninformed racist. You know what's worse than an uninformed racist?
What do you call a well informed wolf ?
Before Pterodactyls evolved, dinosaurs could only process information in Pgigadactyls
Now you just wait there a damn second friend.. a little birdie has just informed me that you are in fact a mime
Can anyone inform me on who invented knock knock jokes ?
They deserve a no bell prize
I’ve just been informed that a distant relative left me a very expensive watch in his will.
I hope it’s not a wind up
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no wifi and couldn’t find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
What did the hardware store employee use to steal personal information?
I just failed my Information Technology class...
Did you know that a single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information? Meaning that, during 3 seconds long ejaculation, more than 11,250 TERA bytes of information is transmitted.
That's alot of information to swallow.
My wife bought me a new shirt for my birthday!
Police officer informs a wife that her husbund has been found drowned in a vat of beer.
The wife said "was it murder"?
The officer said "no madam it was suicide"
The wife said how" can you tell"?
The police said -
"On the cctv your husbund climbed out of the vat 5 times for a pee!"
What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Where do DJs get their information?
Where did the father store all his information?
How does Chipotle' inform their customers that their order is ready?
What do you call a fear of giants?
Feefiphobia
Edit: wow! I never expected this to reach such great heights..... Thank you for the awards, kind redditors.
I want to share some information on cultivating herbs.
Important information
Aruba - Cherry Pie $3.45
Bahamas - Apple Pie $2.75
Jamaica - Key Lime Pie $3.34
Saint Croix - Lemon Pie $4.21
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s music!
Me: Yikes! What is The Cure?
Doctor: Oh my God. It is worse than I thought!
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.
What animal is the best at keeping your medical information confidential?
My wife just informed me that “terrible two” refers to a kids in a specific developmental stage
And all this time that’s how I always referred to my two kids at all times
I’m reading a book on the history of glue....
I can’t seem to put it down.
I regress to inform you...
I keep sending my information to the bank but they claim it’s too crooked to read.
They need to get their fax straight.
The media are now only using email to transfer information
They don’t care about fax anymore
I knew what apple juice tasted like before I even tried it.
I had in-cider information.
When discussing my history of eye inflammation at the optometrist, I was advised to look up information on conjunctivitis.com.
It's a site for sore eyes.
A computer engineer came to my house. I said, "I can't get aroused by programs and other operating information on my machine."
He said, "Software?"
I said, "In my pants."
How did Kim and Kanye inform their kid that they were divorcing?
Sorry North, things went South.
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