Why don't kleptomaniacs enjoy puns?
They take everything literally.
Personally, though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
Thought y’all might enjoy these illustrated puns I found on the back of my English lit class notes from high school 🙃
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?
I didn't think I would enjoy having longer hair.
But I gotta say it's growing on me.
Not much attention but I'm proud enough of this one I came up with that I thought you may enjoy.
Relevant image on the post in which I made the joke:
https://imgur.com/gallery/6RjUUBx
My wife REALLY enjoys my cooking
She says i'm peking of the world, whenever i prepare duck for her.
Image belongs to cyanide and happiness it's not mine but thought you would enjoy it.
I hope you all enjoy this terrible joke I made
My dad didn't enjoy the Disco party
Be careful when you book your family camping trips; my wife was menstruating last time, and she couldn't enjoy herself at all...
... It certainly was an in tents period.
What do you call a pansexual who makes fun of his own sexual orientation and enjoys it?
I put my worst joke on youtube for the world to enjoy! (Apologies for clickbaity title)
youtu.be/_xu_nAniZ74
I enjoy eating gold sprinkles with my meals.
What do you call someone who enjoys jumping into toilets?
Which airline do apples enjoy flying with the most?
I was just trying to enjoy a day out on the lake. No matter where you are, you can never escape the puns.
What flavor of cake do rich people enjoy the most?
My cat really seemed to enjoy her fresh meal today...
My coworkers and I enjoy creating visual puns
Just came across a pun thread on r/dadjokes....thought it belonged here.Enjoy :)
What do you call a reptile who enjoys snapping picture of food and sunsets?
Some people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July.
But not fire. . . . . Fire works on 4th of July.
I dont want political comments. Just enjoy the pun
A lot of Chinese people enjoy discussing their love of citrus.
They particular like to talk all things Mandarin.
Thought this subreddit would enjoy this
so i saw some other puns like this and decided to make one myself. Enjoy :)
What do whales enjoy listening to?
This is (practically) the corniest gift imaginable. At the bottom of the soon to be gift wrapped box of corniness was a pair of Korn tickets for my lady...who enjoys my corny puns.
I also enjoy eating lunch on a periodic table
I get asked all the time why I enjoy fishing
I tell them, "just for the halibut"
I just figured out why I enjoy visiting the mint.
To me, it just makes cents.
Don't worry if you didn't get to enjoy 4/20
was told you guys might enjoy this here!
My dad didn't laugh so hopefully you'll enjoy.
Chatting on the phone with my dad while he was at work.
Dad "I've got a light on my helmet so I look like a miner"
Me "No, I would say you look about 40"
Not even a chuckle from him 😒
I’m starting to enjoy my family’s company...
...I have Stuck Home syndrome.
How do pickles enjoy their day off?
Sure they'll enjoy watching The Mootrix
I am enjoy chemistry, and ethane is my favourite compound of all time.
It’s just too funny, for it is simply Me-Me.
My grandma was famous for her delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died I would plant strawberries over her grave so everyone could visit and enjoy them. I fulfilled her wish.
What kind of movies does the cantaloupe enjoy?
Why didn't chlorine enjoy her date with sodium?
Today, the day after Ash Wednesday, my assistant discovered she actually enjoys making spreadsheets.
I told her that was excellent.
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(This is a true story.)
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