All this stress lately has me trying new things. For example, I've discovered that brake fluid is actually delicious. I'm up to a case a day, but there's no need to worry about me.

I can stop any time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jasonhackwith
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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My wife told me, β€œDon’t stress out too much because your friends call you fat..”

...”You’re much bigger than that.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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This sign at the Urologist actually took some stress away for my Vascetomy consult after a heartly chuckle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nnudmac
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Unit of stress.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaMusicista
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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I noticed a Judge stress eat.

Everytime things went wrong, she yelled 'order order'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madjholu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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My OCD stricken friend blows off stress by repeatedly hitting F5.

He says he finds it refreshing.

I told him he needs help, now he keeps hitting F1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Experts warn that all this social distancing is causing a lot of stress, anxiety, and depression.

The Flat Earth Society is especially worried. They think their members might be driven over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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With all the stress eating I've been doing during quarantine...

I have been fattening the curve rather than flattening it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thiby
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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What do fish stress about the most?

Current events.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeahlte
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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It's been very busy at work and everyone is stress eating. A lot of us are snacking on Doritos and I know exactly why

It's cruch time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sad-Crow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I lost my stress ball.

I can’t express how angry that makes me feel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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What do small people use to relieve stress?

A midget spinner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gabri_Sv
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2017
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I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...

It probably puts a strain on the staff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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How can you tell someone's a stress eater?

They've got a lot on their plate.

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So a council meeting involving a large sum of employees were under major stress on what to call their restaurant. The team leader was furiously dissatisfied and screamed:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Master_Keyhan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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I'd like to write about stress...

I have a tension to detail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lakonislate
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2016
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Why is Trump not worried about stress from being investigated causing him to lose his hair? (OC)

Because he is so over-Comey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevonicus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2017
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My wife told me, β€œDon’t stress out if people keep calling you fat...”

..”You are much bigger than that.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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What do fish stress out about?

Current events

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpideyRules9974
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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