A list of puns related to "Calmer"
Because it was a karma chameleon.
A calmer calmer calmer calmer calmer chameleon.
Now he's a calmer calmer calmer calmer calmer chameleon.
Calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.
He needs a calmer chameleon
... After we cleaned the mess, because he thought it was party time not dinner time, my wife was sitting, defeated, on the couch lamenting having a rowdy toddler. She was listing all the things that could be different if he was calmer (the kid is always full-throttle and smart as fuck, I love it but it's a lot to handle) including not stinking like soup. I look into her eyes, hold her hands in mine, lift her chin up and said:
"Baby, I love you. You smell super."
In unrelated news, sleeping on the couch is better than advertised.
"No," I replied, "I need to do something calmer. Camping is in tents."
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