Why did Boy George’s pet get upvoted?

Because it was a karma chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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What do you get when you give five doses of valium to a lizard?

A calmer calmer calmer calmer calmer chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Middlerun
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2017
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I had to get my pet lizard some Valium as he's been a bit stressed out lately.

Now he's a calmer calmer calmer calmer calmer chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaythor85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I saw a lizard with angry red skin. It then turned orange! Then it turned yellow. Then green. Then blue. Then indigo, until it finally became a relaxing shade of violet.

Calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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News: β€˜Boy George’s reptile bites 5 people in one day.’

He needs a calmer chameleon

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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My son splashed soup all over my wife at dinner...

... After we cleaned the mess, because he thought it was party time not dinner time, my wife was sitting, defeated, on the couch lamenting having a rowdy toddler. She was listing all the things that could be different if he was calmer (the kid is always full-throttle and smart as fuck, I love it but it's a lot to handle) including not stinking like soup. I look into her eyes, hold her hands in mine, lift her chin up and said:

"Baby, I love you. You smell super."

In unrelated news, sleeping on the couch is better than advertised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greymalken
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
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Somebody asked if I planned to go camping this summer

"No," I replied, "I need to do something calmer. Camping is in tents."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elyas_machera
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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I heard Boy George’s reptile bites 5 people in one day.

He needs a calmer chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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