In Life Mozart composed...

In death he decomposes.

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Did you know that, while alive, Mozart composed symphonies in almost every major key?

Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.

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I haven't been very composed today, and it just keeps getting worse...

I guess you could say I'm decomposing.

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I composed a long song about my testicles.

It's a balled.

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If you want your name in a piece of classical music, you have to be composed.
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I once knew a band composed of guys all born bottom first. Great music, but for some reason, The Breech Boys never made it big.
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Composer Pun

What do composers use to keep check on thing

A Franz Liszt

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What did the chicken say when asked who his favorite classical composer was?

BACH BACH!

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How do composers prepare vegetables?

With a Chopin board

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The composer whom best suits this pandemic is...

Drycoughski.

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My friend composes songs about sewing machines

He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.

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I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, โ€œYouโ€™re an 8 on a scale of 10.โ€

I still donโ€™t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...

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Guys, make your woman feel special. Place a framed photo of her in the kitchen...

....and write "EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH" on top.

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Who is a Covid-19 patientโ€™s favorite composer?

Drycoughsky

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What do you call a composer thatโ€™s dead and buried?

A decomposer.

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My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!

I haven't looked Bach since!

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With so much madness in the world today, I'm trying hard to Compose myself...

But I'm going to need a minuet to get a Handel on things, so please Holst on. There's no Haydn from reality, even if I can't stanza much more. I'm guessing the current madness originated in Britten - possibly during the Brahms age. Alas, I'm so Bizet writing my Chopin Liszt I will have to get Bach to you later when I'm Abel to compose my thoughts on how to overcome. GRRRRR.... I keep forgetting to purchase rainbow Schubert and must write that down. I also have to fix my microwave which Baroque earlier today when my son tried to Satie some vegetables. I do wish he would've refrained. Oh, I still have to go to the Barber as well. But, I digress... Once the madness calms down I hope y'all can Ravel in the moment. If you don't understand it, though, that's okay - it's all Grieg to me and I don't want to cause y'all any additional Strauss.

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A filmmaker is auditioning for a movie based on famous classical composers.

Arnold Schwarzenegger walks in and says "I'll be Bach".

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What do you call a typo on a headstone?

A grave mistake.

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Why does Beethoven dislike chickens so much?

Well, when you ask them who their favorite composer is, they all say Bach.

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Composers do not fap.

They MAESTROBATE

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Did you hear that Bach was a great classical composer of interweaving repetitive elements?

I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.

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Which classical composer do Old McDonaldโ€™s chickens prefer listening to before bedtime?

Bach...

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Hollywood is going to make an action movie about the great composers.

Sylvester Stallone said "I'll be Beethoven".

Bruce Willis said "I'll be Mozart".

Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach".

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For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.

"Ode no!" I thought.

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What did the composer take to the supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt

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I'm trying to compose my first haiku, but so far can only write one line.

Gotta start somewhere

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What did Arnie say when he was offered a role in a movie about classical composers?

I'll be Bach

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What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?

Knockmaninoff

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What did the Terminator say when he decided to become a composer?

I'll be Bach.

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A story about a legendary Composer

In 1827, after Beethoven died, he was buried outside the local church, in the graveyard, and people came to pay their respects frequently.

One morning, about a week after the funeral, two girls came to leave some flowers on his grave, only to hear strange, unearthly sounds coming from it. Creeped out, they called for the local Paranormal Investigator.

The Investigator arrived an hour later, and with him, a small crowd, who had come to see what was happening to the composerโ€™s grave.

Suddenly, one member of the crowd exclaimed, โ€œI recognise that sound! Itโ€™s his 9th Symphony, backwards!โ€

Soon after, another said, โ€œand thatโ€™s his 8th, backwards!โ€

After leaning closer to the grave to inspect this for himself, the Investigator straightened himself up, gave a soft chuckle, and said:

โ€œNever fear, ladies and gentlemen! Beethovenโ€™s just decomposing.โ€

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Guardians of the galaxy
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I can't think of my favorite classical composer

His name is in the Bach of my mind.

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What was Beethoven doing when he was sitting at the piano? Composing. But what was dead Beethoven doing when he was sitting at the piano?

Decomposing

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What phone is best for a composer?

Note eight.

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What did the composer say when he saw the bus?

Debussy's here

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Did you know that chickens have a favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach Bach.

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My mate composes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter, sew it seams.

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My friend composes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams...

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I asked a chicken the other day who is favorite classical composer was...

He replied, "Bock!"

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Which composer has Coronavirus?

Drycoughski

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Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?

He asked them who their favorite composer was and they all said "Bach Bach Bach Bach"

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