Composure Puns

A list of puns related to "Composure"

Lost my composure after this one with a customer

So i manage a burrito joint, and we yell codes to the cashiers to indicate what the item is
i yelled out HS 1 which indicate the size, meat, and how many extras there are (guac, queso, etc)

the lady i was helping then goes 'hey those are my sons initials'

to which i immediately reply 'your son's last name starts with 1?' i was too ammused

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👤︎ u/catsnstuffz
📅︎ Dec 18 2014
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My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!

I haven't looked Bach since!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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There is always time for a dad joke

http://imgur.com/V5BjHmo

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👤︎ u/Grasmel
📅︎ Mar 26 2014
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My niece at Thanksgiving dinner...

had a bit of a choking scare when she tried to stuff a whole crescent roll in her mouth.
After she regained her composure, I advised her to slow her roll. Groans abound.

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👤︎ u/capomatt
📅︎ Nov 28 2014
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