Patience is a virtue

That carries a lot of wait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borna761
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2021
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πŸ“Œ It's taking a while but I have patience...! 🧠
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Master_Mind-
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The key to losing weight is patience

So take your time and wait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nossin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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I have a lot of patience

Cause I never use any of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuleCool_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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What province has no patience?

Nunavut

My 7 year old just told me this joke, I’m so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legohat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I’m working on my patience...

Good thing I’m not a doctor, you don’t want that many patients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Warrenni
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Did you know cutlery scams require the most patience?

You've got to play the long prong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/humanbeingahuman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Patience is key
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Patience is a virtue

The wait keeps you grounded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gagaovercookies
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Mom: "The line was too long, I wasn't going to wait" Me: "Well I have patience, something that you don't"

Dad: "She works at a doctor's office, of course she has patients"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quiixoticelixer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What kind of blanket has the most patience?

A weighted blanket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Novainferno
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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My wife said she's lost her patience with me.

I told her I'd help her find it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I had my patience tested.

I’m negative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i10driver
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I had my patience tested today ...

I'm negative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charles_Deetz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I don't have the patience for old tank jokes.

They take a while to gain any traction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Patience is a virtue
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πŸ‘€︎ u/themantis42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I used to pray for patience

but I got tired of waiting.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Me: Dad, hurry up! I don't have any patience left!

Dad: Son, you never had any, because you're not a doctor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoggyCake0312
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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My workmate's patience is running thin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/messwell
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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My friend said "My patience is running paper thin right now"

I said thats tearable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rshambo_29
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Being a teacher requires patience

I was at a restaurant with a friend and my girlfriend yesterday for an early dinner and we started discussing the difficulties of being a teacher. My friend then said "i just don't have the patience to be a teacher." I hesitated for a second, out of cowardice, but then replied with "teachers have students, not patients." There were lots of cringes. My girlfriend actually laughed and then said aloud that she hated herself for doing so. I think she's a keeper. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guitarza
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2015
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Did you hear about the doctor who lost his patience?

After 5 hours in the waiting room they decided to leave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizzix
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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What’s the best way to gain patience?

By putting on some wait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lost_ina_fantasy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Patience pays

If you ever miss 8:20 just wait until 8:22, because 8:22 is 8:20 too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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These days, as a doctor, I have very little patience

I decided to specialize in dwarfism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rmlrmlchess
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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I passed a dwarfism clinic today. I have little patience for that.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dl064
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2015
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Being a teacher requires a lot of patience to be successful. What other jobs do?

Doctors, Dentists, and really anyone in the medical field. More patients = more money

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrono116
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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What’s the difference between a doctor and a waiter? Nothing, they both have patients/patience.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/creator37
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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My son likes to tell me to have more patience.

"I'm not a doctor so I don't need patients. Also hurry up, it's time to go."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/secretWolfMan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2017
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She has a lot of patience.

A load of bull... http://imgur.com/a/QHFTR

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geekmonster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2016
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Old doctors never die they just lose their patience

I had just taken a fall down a flight of stairs and hit my head the week before so my dad and I went to visit the radiologist to gets some scans done to monitor the damage. After the scans were finished the radiologist went to talk to my dad about the results. When they had finished talking my dad came to talk to me with a grave look on his face. Dad: bleedingllamadance I'm sorry to say, they found something on the scan... Me: What did they find? Am I going to be okay? Dad: I'm sorry but.... they found a brain! (laughs until he starts wheezing) Dad: But actually you do have a hairline fracture on your skull

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My co-worker didn't see the value in patience

I work at a shipping company. We'll call it YouPS. Anyway, my coworker, Jose, sees a barbell and asks me, "Why do people order weights in the mail?" I said back to him "I don't know, Jose. I guess they figured they could weight for it."

He just stared with anger as I laughed too hard to myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elcielo17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2015
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Got my pops today. He didn't have patience.

Group text with the family.

Dad: Did the dog find any golden nuggets in the front yard?

Brother: Nope. Not this time. Hunting and tracking takes patients dad.

Dad: He gets his patients from me.

Me: But you're not a doctor.

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GF: You're no fun to shop with because you have no patience.

Me: That's because I'm not a doctor.

I chuckled. She didn't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonLlave
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2014
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Patience dad grasshopper (x-post from r/IAmA) imgur.com/BAEBAq8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BK0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2013
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Patience is a virtue

I live in a different city and told my mom I bought my chocaholic stepdad some nice chocolates, that he'd get probably in a few days. Through text messages:

Stepdad: Sure could go for some chocolate. Me: Patience is a virtue. Stepdad: and a waste of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissSunny
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2014
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Pasta Patience

My girlfriend tells her dad while he's in the middle of watching his favorite tv show, "Dad I'm craving pasta, can we go get some?" He replies "You've got to let the time pasta little." And proceeds to burst out laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iAreAirwick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2013
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If I were a doctor, I'd have more patience.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfavino
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Being a dad is great, it just takes a little patience.

But If I had patients, I'd be a doctor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustachereviews
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2016
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