Solitaire Puns

A list of puns related to "Solitaire"

Why doesn't Batman like solitaire?

There's no joker

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👤︎ u/THPSROCKS
📅︎ May 20 2021
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I got locked in a room with a deck of cards.

I was in solitaire confinement.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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What is the official game of Corona Virus Quarantine?

Solitaire.

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👤︎ u/bad11ama
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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Life is like a game of cards

Mine is very solitaire-y

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👤︎ u/jayforder
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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Lost in the woods

If you are ever lost in the woods take out a deck of cards. Start playing solitaire and people will pop out of the wood works suggesting your next move.

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👤︎ u/WestRobertson
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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I got locked in a room with nothing but a deck of cards.

I was in solitaire confinement.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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I accidentally locked myself in a room with nothing but a deck of cards..

I was in solitaire confinement.

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👤︎ u/WhereBeThemPieRates
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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