Nunavut
My 7 year old just told me this joke, I’m so proud.
Good thing I’m not a doctor, you don’t want that many patients.
You've got to play the long prong
The wait keeps you grounded
Dad: "She works at a doctor's office, of course she has patients"
A weighted blanket.
I told her I'd help her find it.
I'm negative.
They take a while to gain any traction.
but I got tired of waiting.
Dad: Son, you never had any, because you're not a doctor.
I said thats tearable
After 5 hours in the waiting room they decided to leave.
I was at a restaurant with a friend and my girlfriend yesterday for an early dinner and we started discussing the difficulties of being a teacher. My friend then said "i just don't have the patience to be a teacher." I hesitated for a second, out of cowardice, but then replied with "teachers have students, not patients." There were lots of cringes. My girlfriend actually laughed and then said aloud that she hated herself for doing so. I think she's a keeper. :)
By putting on some wait.
I decided to specialize in dwarfism
If you ever miss 8:20 just wait until 8:22, because 8:22 is 8:20 too
Doctors, Dentists, and really anyone in the medical field. More patients = more money
"I'm not a doctor so I don't need patients. Also hurry up, it's time to go."
A load of bull... http://imgur.com/a/QHFTR
I work at a shipping company. We'll call it YouPS. Anyway, my coworker, Jose, sees a barbell and asks me, "Why do people order weights in the mail?" I said back to him "I don't know, Jose. I guess they figured they could weight for it."
He just stared with anger as I laughed too hard to myself.
I had just taken a fall down a flight of stairs and hit my head the week before so my dad and I went to visit the radiologist to gets some scans done to monitor the damage. After the scans were finished the radiologist went to talk to my dad about the results. When they had finished talking my dad came to talk to me with a grave look on his face. Dad: bleedingllamadance I'm sorry to say, they found something on the scan... Me: What did they find? Am I going to be okay? Dad: I'm sorry but.... they found a brain! (laughs until he starts wheezing) Dad: But actually you do have a hairline fracture on your skull
Group text with the family.
Dad: Did the dog find any golden nuggets in the front yard?
Brother: Nope. Not this time. Hunting and tracking takes patients dad.
Dad: He gets his patients from me.
Me: But you're not a doctor.
Me: That's because I'm not a doctor.
I chuckled. She didn't.
I live in a different city and told my mom I bought my chocaholic stepdad some nice chocolates, that he'd get probably in a few days. Through text messages:
Stepdad: Sure could go for some chocolate. Me: Patience is a virtue. Stepdad: and a waste of time.
My girlfriend tells her dad while he's in the middle of watching his favorite tv show, "Dad I'm craving pasta, can we go get some?" He replies "You've got to let the time pasta little." And proceeds to burst out laughing.
But If I had patients, I'd be a doctor.
