A list of puns related to "Patience is a virtue"
The wait keeps you grounded
I live in a different city and told my mom I bought my chocaholic stepdad some nice chocolates, that he'd get probably in a few days. Through text messages:
Stepdad: Sure could go for some chocolate. Me: Patience is a virtue. Stepdad: and a waste of time.
Dad: Patience is a virtue, especially for Hospitals, thatβs how they make their money
Me: OH MY GOD!
My father told me this joke while I was in the ER.
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