A list of puns related to "Messy Hair"
That night, I had a brush with death.
He couldn’t get a good part.
A cowlicky baby.
My 10 year old: Dad, your hair is so messy.. You need to hair cut... Me: Yeah, my hair is so messy that it's good at Soccer. My 10 year old: Dad, I hate you!!!
Me: Is Messi on this team?
Dad: Yeah! He's the one with the crazy, weird, wild hair. It's kind of messed up a little. What's the word you would use for that?
Me: sigh Messy
Dad: That's it! He's Messi!
Took a nap of sorts today before work, so my hair was a little more messy than normal. One of the girls at the table me and several Co workers tend to sit at quipped "Nice hair", I had to reply "thanks, I grew it myself"
Today, I woke up my daughter (14) for school at 6 am. She first goes into the bathroom.
When she arrives at the breakfast table her hair is still really messy.
My wife fetches a brush and says: "Oh my god, you look terrible!"
Me: "Yes, and have you seen her hair!?"
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