Playing β€œtag” in the Addams Family must be very confusing if your cousin’s there...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnolife
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Buying vacuums has to be the most confusing thing ever....

You buy the one that sucks the most

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball_hawk15
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What’s the most confusing kind of math

Toilet paper math (20=46)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UndeadNineKills
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Confusing Venus with Aphrodite is no big deal.

It’s just a mythunderstanding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatoneevilpigeon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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At the grocery store the other day, the bagger asked the woman in front of me, "Paper or plastic?" She responded, "It makes no difference to me. You choose." The bagger explained that he isn't allowed to, and that she had to choose. This upset her quite a bit, which was confusing to me.

I thought it was common knowledge that baggers can't be choosers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/massivevivid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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The stock market is confusing for me but

It makes cents for someone else

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdangwangpang
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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*stares with confusing concern*

Her: what?

Me: ... What IS that?!

Her: what's what?

Me: there's someone on the side of your face...

Her: "what? Oh god, where" proceeds to try to wipe face

Me: right there! .. oh, it's just your ear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Me: Did you know that abbreviating names might be sometimes confusing?

GF: Really?

Me: Yes.

George Foreman: How so?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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APA referencing is so confusing

It doesn't make any sense et al

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AccidentalPundit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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The directions for my new dandruff shampoo are very confusing.

It's a real head-scratcher!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What vegetable is the most confusing?

Beets me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MansNotHot772
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Texting during corona is very confusing.

Adding a conversation with my gf:

"How are you 😷?"

"I'm a bit 😷 but I'd be 😷 if you were here 😷😷😷."

It's getting really confusint guys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuDe1214
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I’m afraid of confusing words that sound the same but spelled differently.

I’m homophonophobic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brainsonastick
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Playing chess in a restaurant in Australia must be confusing.

Check, mate.

Checkmate.

Can I get the check, mate?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Your path to happiness will be a confusing one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bushywookiee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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What to you call anime if its really confusing?

Nanime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/u_know_the_tuna
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Found this gem on r/confusing_perspective. A pair of sunglasseyes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Australian chess players would have difficulty playing chess because it'd be very confusing to figure out if it's a check mate or a checkmate.

Posted this on Showerthoughts thought It'd be more appropriate here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sangeemangee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Money is confusing...

For example: the machine used to print dollars, it just doesn't make any cents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sush-E
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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[xpost from r/confusing_perspective]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil_Pask
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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With the new e.coli outbreak in romaine lettuce, it is really confusing me that the CDC is telling everyone to toss salad...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notwutiwantd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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This pun is a confusing as it is hilarious naansequitur.com
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bob-log_cat-log
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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All of these math symbols are confusing.

It's all Greek to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueEthan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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so i was trying to solve a confusing subtraction problem

but nothing seemed to add up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gassug
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Money is confusing

For example, whatever they use to print dollar bills is even more confusing because it makes absolutly no cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sush-E
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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Texting walkie talkie lingo is confusing.

My dad texted me to remind me to turn in my rent, he thinks I'll forget something important like that I guess. I didn't respond from his initial text message so he quickly sent me another

"Please confirm. Roger over and out."

I responded saying "Thank you!" he was clearly not happy with this and said

"You're supposed to say "Roger..Over" at the end of your communication. Over"

I replied "Roger I love you. Over"

My dad responded with "My name is Dad, not Roger. What the Hell? Over" ...

I will never understand his humor.. But it makes me laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LynaM
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2013
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I'm always confusing linoleum with other things,

but I never take it for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skarkroe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2014
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I know grizzlies can be a bit confusing...

...So just bear with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2017
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This one is kind of confusing

ǝuo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bleepblop12345
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2017
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So confusing when my wife asks me to make the bed...

We have a perfectly good one sitting right in the bedroom already, and I am terrible at Woodworking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wraeth_205
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2017
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Pulled a nice one at dinner with my mother (may be confusing for non-Spanish speakers)

We went out to eat at a Cuban place and my mother had ordered some food with a side of tostones (a plantain dish). She complained that they had too much garlic to which I made a joke:

"Yeah, as soon as you bit into it, you tatsed the garlic and were like , 'Β‘Ajo!'"

(Β‘Ajo! is a Spanish exclamatory similar to "ooooooh" or "oh my goodnes." It doesn't have a direct English equivalent but that's what it means. The Spanish word for garlic also happens to be ajo, so I made a pun playing off the dual meaning of the word. Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CosmicCam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2014
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Whenever I give him grief for confusing or forgetting my friends' names...

"What'd you say Steve?"

(my name is not Steve)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-4-8-15-16-23-42-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2013
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Physics can be confusing.

Now, I am not a dad, but I told my father this joke and he giggled, so I feel like it still counts as a dad joke. In a unit on wave mechanics, my class was discussing pendulums. As we talked about pendulums and how they related to wave mechanics, my buddy said, in a contemplative manner, "I just don't know what to think about pendulums." I responded, "So you could say, your thoughts have gone back and forth on the matter." Many groans were had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CommJimp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2014
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